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  1. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Well the season is starting and we have made two recruitments: - getting Arthur (young version of crap pjanic) - getting McKennie (skill level at pererrya) So, overall, our team upgraded.
  2. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Well most of the defenders in Spanish football teams are illiterate satan-loving Hitler-fellatioing pigs. And the worst part is the country loves them. Portuguese-Pepe, ,Sergio Ramos and the whole defense of Athletics Madrid can probably orgy-rape/kill a whole village of African infants in...
  3. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Always wanted to see Suarez at Juve. Can probably give us 1-2 good years. Will probably be as impactful as Dani Alves and as hardworking as Tevez.
  4. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Kean coming back will be a dream come true. That kid offers so much energy in dressing room and also on the pitch. CR7 will admire his motivated press on opponents.
  5. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Gosh seriously stop calling dcosta the flash! It’s so cringe worthy when he is now probably not even the top 200 fastest footballer in the world. Probably just a nickname that he gave himself like all the lolzilianhos.
  6. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    So Danilo should stay. Giach should have stayed as well. Would have contributed more that the turk
  7. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Danilo has actually given more to this team than Khedira and Matuidi did over the past three yearsz
  8. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Exactly. Sometimes I’m worried that Khedira or Berna joins this forum and decides to commit suicide the following day.
  9. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Messi is actually a near GOAT level player. He just needs to come to Juve and learn from the real GOAT CR7, on fitness and mental strength.
  10. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Yes that’s true. It will be good for Messi as well. CR7 will show him how to deal with pressure and also take some pressure off him at the same time. Messi coming here to be mentored by CR7 will be the highest point in his career
  11. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    What the fuck?! Might as well get zlatan
  12. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I don’t think you should. Ramos is their friend and he will probably kill you and get away scot free. Ramos is someone who could probably succumb to his fetish in pedophiliac activity and rape a whole village of African infants while forcing his kids to watch and still get away scot free...
  13. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Is our recruitment team so crap that they keep looking for obvious purchases? That will of course cost us lots of money. A smart way to do this business is to, Tell Arsenal you want Auba for berna, then settle for Bellerin. Still an upgrade from berna Tell Tottenham you want Sonny for costa...
  14. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Well he could be our tevez. Give us two great years and leave. Which is fine, as long as Ecl cup ends up in our hands during the two years haha
  15. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Never trust YouTube. If YouTube is any form near to realism, MDS is the next zambrotta
  16. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    —————CR7——-dybala———————- ——————griezman(loan)——————- Kulu————-bentan——-aouar——cuad/bellerin ————alaba——-deligt——-demi———- ————————-Tek—————
  17. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Titus bramble is actually a better footballer than khedira and MDS
  18. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Pirlo should actually sign me for this striker role. If you look me up on YouTube, I play for my nation’s league and has racked up 19 goals on 11 games before the lockdown ended our season. I am a hybrid of CR7 and Messi. I occupy pockets of space while ‘walking’ around the pitch to analyze...
  19. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Please get hector bellerin as well
  20. sgjuveboy

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Agree with all except Can. Can is just khedira 2.0. I’m sure khedira can play well in German league too. Selling kean for 20 mill is bad decision. Ronaldo loved That kid