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  1. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    IMO, it's more about what's called "moving the goalposts". "Negro", for example, was once considered an acceptable alternative to the more prevalent, vulgar terms of the time. But over time, people got to thinking that seemed dated, and as the bigots switched terms suddenly the context of the...
  2. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Oh, it's a pun, but it's funny and actually deeply clever at the same time. Just one company? It's rampant here. And worse is the idiot term "African-American". I know a lot of Africans who are white. And I even a few who emigrated to Africa who could be called "American-African" (?!?!). And...
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    I thought Zach Galifianakis' monologue on Saturday Night Live last weekend was pretty funny... when he said "I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood, and it’s called Ask body spray, and if you don’t get that joke, then you’re not racist."
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Slather each other with maple syrup.
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    You ever see the documentary "I Want to Look Like That Guy"? Low budget, but pretty interesting.
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Watching a movie on TV with subtitles when the broadcasting network pops up some obnoxious graphic ad in the middle of it, obscuring the subtitles.
  7. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    TV commercials where attractive actors and actresses pretend to be inanimate objects. No, you're not a freaking Mac. You're not a flipping T-Mobile My Touch 4G. You're paid actors hired to sell shit to me.
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Problem is that they'd violate the bridge's weight limits and endanger the other passengers on it.
  9. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Dogma and prosthelytizing. Different clown, same circus. :lol2: No comment. :shifty: Damn. You have some serious neighbors. I wanna party at your place! :D
  10. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Evangelical atheists.
  11. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    They gotta make Sluggies.
  12. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Hell no! Which is why Italian military history is what it is. :lol: Hey man, don't mess with l'autista! Kris Kross just ain't the same no more. :cry:
  13. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    I'd prefer that, actually. I hate it when I want a one-word answer and someone decides to bury it in a Russian novel they send in reply.
  14. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Maybe we need to educate a few folks about the ol' block feature...
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    And one lesbian on a tarp covered in olive oil isn't even close to entertainment value of three lesbians on a tarp covered in olive oil.
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    Yeah, but they only let you take out one lesbian at a time now. :(
  17. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    A woman has needs. That's what I usually say whenever I encounter a wall full of recharging vibrators in the library.
  18. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    So says the guy pinching a loaf while on the forums right now... :shifty:
  19. swag

    What Grinds Your Gears?

    It doesn't even happen in South Africa. Oh, dude -- I know exactly where you were. That area is pretty much a dump. I try to avoid it if I can. And in a town like SF, you ain't getting no pootie if you call Burger King and Carl's Jr. "restaurants". :pado:
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    What Grinds Your Gears?

    DIY types who try to convince us all that our farts smell that much sweeter when they come out of our own asses. These people are just as bad as any other religious nutjob...