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Neither is purple. It's just a pigment of your imagination.

Meh. At least it means we get an extra holiday this year. I'm not racist, but I do hate darkies.

That's how 14% of the world's earthquakes and tsunamis happen.

Find a lover who has a thick coat in the winter that can be sheared off come the summer. :eyebrows:

And people who fart in bars.

I like it when it goes the other way: Folk from outside Aberdeen who decide to go out scantily clad because it is a sunny day, despite the fact that a sunny day between November and February is unlikely to result in temperatures about freezing. How I love watching the fools suffer.

Anyone who has a private conversation in public pisses me right off.

Alcohol.

its a lesser evil than people who use no punctuation at all i find it very hard to understand what they are saying at the first time of reading normally

That bugs me. Going out wearing a nice pair of shoes only to find the toilet flooring swimming in whatever fluids.

Much safer to fall and break your neck.

Why would one want to live in a smelly cubicle?

How does your date, who fingers your food, react when McDonalds gets the order wrong?

Nope.

I'm really not a fan of people, as a general rule.

I don't like you.

Religion, especially overt religion.