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People who ask you to do something and then check up on it four or five times in one day. The more you ask, the less likely I am to do your favour in anything resembling a reasonable period of time.

When people vomit all over the laundry room in a shared apartment building, and then just cover it in newspaper as if that makes everything alright. There are some serious tramps in this building. At least the property managers are over within seconds to take care of it.

People who walk very slowly in groups that take up the entire pavement, forcing you to either get dirty looks or walk through the mud :(

Is he that bad?

I think I am with the "no skinny jeans on men" camp, but this could only be because the ones I know who wear them are utter cocks. I am keen to be proven wrong, though. But teasing is so much fun. And they do want the attention, but normally they would prefer "you're beautiful" over...

And on women?

I'm afraid the 90s are coming back, Klin. It is looking like 2010-2019 will see a big resurgence in fashions from that decade. 80-89 did the 60s, 90-99 did the 70s, 2000-2009 did the 80s, it just inevitable. My theory is that as people who grew up in those generations get more powerful jobs...

This happens at my local store all the time. A while back this dude in front of us has a trolley full of items, and in normal English fashion we just tutted and rolled our eyes, but then this scream came from across the way. It was this really tiny Asian woman just screaming "YOU! YOU IN THE...

I think that one was more to do with breast cancer awareness, but how it was to do with it I do not know. All of those "change your picture to save the animals!" things are yet another source of irritation.

Or those statuses "Comment with a number and I will tell you what I really think about you." or "Comment and tell me what you like about me!" etc etc etc.

Oh God, they spit? I've never had that pleasure.

I agree. I have a friend who does this, and also holds a fork in a fist and not like a normal person, it makes the whole eating arrangement quite icky.