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fuck both of you kinda makes you wonder how they would react to someone like Byron "you can't be African,you are white"

litigious cunts piss me off,like the bitch that sued McDonalds because she went in and bought a coffee,poured it over herself and said that it didn't say it contained hot fluids. thanks to these cunts i now have a tup of PEANUTS sitting on my desk that says "WARNing-may contain nuts"

and please tell me i didn't make it all the way over here and you don't have munchies

you rang?

just remember,one finger is a prostate exam,two fingers is a lawsuit

sorry if i was stepping on your and Dr Byrones toes there Dr Rabeh

you are just THAT handsome that hetrosexual men are transfixed by your beauty my friend you are suffering from Dheeraj penis shrink syndrome

yeah it kinda looks like Jabba the Hut got spliced in two and forced into blue tubes

see this is the problem,a pair of skinny jeans on a woman is sexy,they accentuate their bottoms and lengthen their legs,also depending on the fabric you can get some serious toe. on a guy it makes them look like giant roosters with their insanely skinny legs and a bulging packet that leaves no...

Bell bottom or boot cut? I Fucking love bootcut jeans but then with my cyclist legs I have never been able to wear skinny jeans

yup even worse is that some people post every random thought that pops in their head...oh look i am a deep and emotional person...fuck off,you are an attention seeking little crybaby

FAUX FAN:lol: next time run to the toilet and take a picture of yourself "crowning" as you do a shit and shove that image in their face. when they ask what the hell you are doing just tell them that since they are showing you how food gets broken down in the mouth you are showing them how the...

you don't like loking like you just wrestled a Bengal Tiger after sex? must just be me,i kinda like it

in Scotland,by 13 we learn to have sex in stairways,removing as little clothes as possible thus reducing the risk of scrotum frostbite

well it's your own fault for driving them home afterwards get her a damned taxi like a real man meh i guess it would take me less than 45 seconds to get all of those layers off,not that i would have to if you were Scottish.herre we just go for the old "leg trembler" it saves time AND...

people who go on and on and cause me to get my hopes up and convince me i am a killjoy by being cautious in my optimism,ignoring my scepticism and then feeling like i have been kicked in the balls because what i always KNEW woul d happen has suddenly left me feeling deflated

the curse of the UGG boot

you know what grinds my gears? when the stupid bitch round the corner takes her huge white Pyrenean Mountain Dog for walks all round the area my dog walks then cheerfully informs me that she is now in season......keep that bitch in your fucking yard bitch,do you know how much whining a (almost)...

i just hate people that wear white socks, 1980 is 30 years back that way,pal :lol: even worse,go into a bathroom that smells terrible but you really have to go. try and breath through your mouth not your nose and you sit down.....to find the seat still warm

:lol: cheapskate bastards