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Do you still have hope, even though this team is hopeless? Just start looking forward to next year, and forget about this pathetic 2009-2010 Juve. I am starting to convince myself that this season is just a nightmare that I will wake up from @ any moment.

No one can be effective in a team like ours :cry:

They have a lot of balls; that's why they keep giving them away all the time :shifty:

You selfish bastard :andy2: And to think I was actually going to offer you a couple of Subway sandwiches :P

:lol: Be careful then; don't be using any faulty Chinese brakes. I can get you A grade Thai brakes :P

Dooz, what's in your fridge? I'm gonna need a few sandwiches for this one :sigh: I see us failing to capitalize on yet another opportunity; story of the season so far :moan:

I think it's kinda dangerous if you are driving around without any brakes :P However, I will give you a break ;)

Perhaps we can gain a fortuitous 1-0 win with a lot of help from the referee, Napoli being denied a penalty, having a player sent off, and a lot of dubious calls in our favor? :shifty: :weee:

He was obviously being sarcastic :shifty:

Is it still heading there? I thought this team has a suite reserved at the "Toothless Clueless Motel" on "Shit Street." :shifty:

Why bother showing up when you know your team isn't going to deliver? Why waste 2 hours of your life watching garbage when you can be doing something useful, like drinking, banging chicks or making money? This is what the current Juve has led a lifelong fan to believe.

Will we potentially drop to 7th, or even 8th after the next round of games? Stay tuned for more excitement and suspense from: www.juventusgavemeaheartattack.com

Can we make it loss number 11? :eyebrows: :touched: Are we still on course to lose to every team in the division? :shifty:

No need to show up for this one; I suggest we forfeit. This team is the worst in Juve history. Loser coach, weak mentality, fragile and over the hill players.