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I, too, thought D was the worst decision one could make. I suppose you could substitute "Shop at Wal-Mart" .

OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm: A) Smoking a fat cigar B) Drinking 2-3 beers C) Jerking off D) Eating at McDonald's I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.

Seriously, you've never seen Ilaria D'Amico? She has only hosted every relevant football show on Italian tv for the last 20 years. Man, you really are a Tarboro dicknose.

@CarlosDanger'sBallBag. Follow me.

I've stayed away for awhile. Does anybody post pics of their balls anymore?

Lick a few assholes and get stuck with a silly nickname. Thanks.

Mafongo ALWAYS sounds good. Love it.

Oh shit. So sorry to hear this, Risa. Terrible news.

I was Fecal Samatar's fluffer in the 90's. He was in Somalia, and I was in Ethiopia. - - - Updated - - - I gave him a Rwanda Reach-around . . . from Tanzania.

Go for it Teddy Bass. And Fecal Samatar is on deck.

Daylight come and me wanna go home - - - Updated - - - Yeah, Frank Wolf, of F.N. Wolf fame, was banned for life from trading, so not much of a Wall Street wolf these days. I haven't seen that movie yet, but I really want to. Having children has successfully kept me out of the theaters. And...

Before I went to Law School, I was a broker. Had my Series 7. Worked like a monkey, cold calling people for 8 months. Then, I went off to Michigan and soon thereafter, the SEC shut the whole office down for selling phony stocks. People went to prison. A few years later I saw the film "Boiler...

Horse. Cocked.

Andy, you Fuk Stick Biscuithead. Conflatulations on your pending nuptials.

Thank the gods that Dick Cup is not forgotten. In one World Cup 2006 match Dick Cup, of the Netherlands, took 157 shots. Zero on goal.

Come on Burke, get in the bag. I don't want to have to hurt you, just get in.

I over friction-cooked my wang. It'll be better tomorrow. I got a gig photo shooting the Ballz Out Summer Collection. So . . . take out yer nuts.

You have a rape center? Great. Let me grab my Raping shoes and we'll make a night of it.

Now "Show us your nuts" automatically triggers a Brett Favre conversation? I guess that's legit, but Anthony Weiner is two-time offender. We should focus more on his junk and leave my man Favre out of this one.

Show us yer nutz.