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:lol: Oh that's good. An older friend of mine has a father in his 70s. Apparently he watches Fox News all the time. So he walks around with a cane with a special metal tip so he can fight back when the "knockout squads" come for him. No shit. The Nigerian calendar is full of mysterious loops.

I really think there's an opportunity to use people's irrational thought and scientific ignorance against them. Whenever I see stuff like this, I think, "What's the best way to con these people out of their life savings?" Does that make me a bad person?

The Illuminati ain't outie but innie. (My poetry contribution of the day, Søren.)

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All this about Lou Malnati's? He does make a great deep dish pizza. X

Especially when you're rolling from Chris Brown's punches.

The cottage cheese variety. :cheesy:

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Few people are mentally prepared for the truth that Princess Diana landed on the moon after killing Martin Luther King, Jr. but before playing bass for Led Zeppelin.