You could use this line however:
"That's Del Piero, I know. But let's face it, you don't look as if you're going to catch the big one tonight. If I were you I'd aim at the second best guy here. I'll see you outside in five minutes."
Sure, you'll be getting loads of chicks.
"Hey honey, this is my friend Alessandro Del Piero, a global sex symbol, but how would you feel going home with me tonight?"
Yeah, looks like you'll be scoring!
I love this picture. It's like Zidane, Del Piero and Sonia went on a field trip and Zidane ends up being totally ignored all the time.
"I'm the best player in the world FFS, EVERYONE would like to go out with me..That's it, first thing tomorrow I'm off to Madrid."