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Ideal guys are gay? Anyway That was kinda disillusioning. After that first line I thought you were the 'romantic' "looks don't matter" type but, ouch. :D

Nonono, you got that all wrong. You need to zoom in on his face. FFS, he's not that ugly :D

I just don't dig blond. Prolly cause I'm blond myself; too used to it.

At least you're not blond...

Anyone who doesn't dare use his picture in his avatar must be real ugly so there's no chance of that happening :D

There's no way I would allow Zlatan to watch

I would never abuse dan :stuckup: I might get him drunk but :howler:

You were perfect for it; always in arguments, mentally unstable... Did you just compare me to a pedophile? :wth:

This real-picture-for-avatar thing was always going to demand someone's head :D

Oohh burn :D

Work the imagination, mate :D

Door handle. The thing you open doors with you perv :D And Dan - I should hope your hand gets that high otherwise I'd have to lie down How was that for turning the normal answer into a perverted answer? :howler:

About you or about me?

Good lord :howler: This is a good picture of yours, Dan

He can reach the doorknop, Z :D

Mould them? Little psycho bastard :D

True. Not that I've ever found someone like that :groan:

:dielaugh: Yeah... that makes us even dumber :wallbang:

Oohh you too huh? Worst thing with REALLY goodlooking people is that they often suck in bed too cause they never had to work for it :doh: Stupid AND bad in bed is just too much. No amount of beauty will help you then.