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It was the hardest meal in my entire life. I ended up getting pretty drunk because I couldn't seem to get to the the food while I was still drinking my share of the wine.

Still having a trauma about that?

Here's my picture then. If anyone would be kind enough to make it into an avatar.. Though I have much cooler short hair now.

I was going to say I would only watch if I was tied up and made to do so. But then I thought about what you might to do me when that is the case.

Oh, dear God.

Then please don't go looking for Erik shagging Dan while Zlatan is watching.

Yeah, but when you're drunk he'll act like he never said that.

Always think twice before you misquote someone :D.

It's all just a bad dream. I can wake up any moment now.

True I'm afraid.

No, not at all. Those children are being abused against their will. Dan is being abused, but...

Because he's older. What can I say, we're a nation with lots of pedophiles, so I can only imagine it this way :).

How predictable that it's mine :down:.

Great. So now my imagination makes me see Erik shagging Dan, while Zlatan is watching them and masturbating. Thanks a lot, you guys. (Nice shot though Dan :D)

Weren't you complaining about not getting laid the other day, Dan? Here's your chance. Have fun, you two.

Do I see some flirting going on?

I know what you mean. But the problem was she a really cool girl other than that. And at first she wasn't like that, until I got to know her better.

I used to have a friend who accused me of always saying she was ugly. In reality I spent hours telling her she was beautiful. She was a goodlooking girl to begin with and she was my friend, so I pretty much had to. But she would still go mad and interpret everything I said as an insult while I...

I don't really care. What I'd like most is a balance between the two. I would say brains, but the downside of having brains is that it tends to make you sad. You don't have that problem when you're a goodlooking idiot.