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  1. Alen

    Igor Tudor - Manager

    Tudor won't win important trophies as a Juve manager, but he will set the groundwork for future victories. I am saying this because it looks like he's insisting to get rid of the jinxes. As a Croat and as a former professional footballer, he knows that Americans can't play football and we won't...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    If Porto are selling a 25 years old player for 10m euro, then we're talking about a 2m eur player.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    It counts, but he will also get negative points if it won't materialize. Also, copying media info gets smthg like +1 or +2 pts if it's good info and -10 pts if it's bad, so the gurus should think twice before they claim it here.
  4. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    You're twice the guru Amer could ever hope to be. Don't let his fake info ruin your mood.
  5. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Sure, sure. If Badass and AndreaCristiano don't know about this, then neither do you.
  6. Alen

    Simone Padoin - U20 Coach

    Padoiiiiin, Padoiiiiin, che ce frega di Ronaldo, noi c'abbiamo Padoin.
  7. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    There were a lot of different reasons for our downfall, but the main one imo were the choices we made in midfield, starting in the summer of 2019, but especially from 2020 onwards. Even though it wasn't even close in quality to the 2012-2015 midfield, Matuidi-Pjanic-Khedira was quality and a...
  8. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Badass used to bet a lot and I think he made some serious money.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Kyle is leading with 5 points. Siamak is behind him with 1 point. Then the "zero points" guys are next. AndreaCristiano is dead last. But 99% of the points in the Guru league are gained in the last week of the mercato. I believe the favorites are preserving energy for the decisive moments.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I don’t think this is fair to the professionals with solid connections who do thorough research before sharing their inside information. Of all people, a tuz member should recognize that there are true unicorns in the guru world who deserve credit for their hard-earned insights. We all know...
  11. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I was in Valencia in November, some two weeks after the floods, and it was still beautiful, and unexpectedly hot. Happy to hear that you overcame so many challenges and made it to the final. I guess you lost the final since you didn't comment anything on the result. I hope you are well now and I...
  12. Alen

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    How did the tournament go? I missed your recap.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    The Guru League 2025 is exclusively focused on Juventus transfers. The professionals competing are specialists in Juve deals and concentrate solely on our club. We can't expect them to be familiar with transfers involving other teams. That's why AndreaCristiano won't receive negative points for...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Kyle got this right a month ago. That's a 5 pointer. New standings: 1. Kyle 5 pts 2. Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers (Siamak) 1 pt 3. Alen 0 4. Mercato GOATs (Badass) 0 5. Gulag Globetrotters (Alex) 0 6. Ottawa Headshines (Lion) 0 7. Absolute Virgins (Mark) 0 8. Free Mason Crusaders...
  15. Alen

    Jonathan David

    Jo Nothin’ Da Void
  16. Alen

    Jonathan David

    Somebody should tell our directors that "Born in the USA" is not a scouting credential. It's a red flag.
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    Jonathan David

    -3 points for Andrea Cristiano, +1 pt for Siamak. Table: Bjerkness Asshole Destroyers 1 point Mercato GOATs 0 Absolute Virgins 0 Gulag Globetrotters 0 Otawa Headshines 0 Alen 0 Kyle 0 Free Mason Crusaders -2
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    Antonio Conte

    Matches in 2024/25 Inter 63 :shocked: Juve 55 Milan 55 Napoli 41 And near the end of the season Conte complained that his players are dead tired. I think that he would have joined Juve had we failed to make the CL
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    Andrea Cambiaso

    A very bad season for him. His fitness levels, concentration and decision making were shocking.
  20. Alen

    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    The best manager in the World won't do shit with this team. But we do need a great manager so he'd say to the management: either buy these players or fuck off. Nobodies like Tudor can't do that.