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  1. Bjerknes

    Manuel Locatelli

    Jungtoli apparently wants another Italo JJ so be prepared to overspend for the latest overrated Italian to fluff the stupid country.
  2. Bjerknes

    [Serie A] Cagliari 2-2 Juventus [19th April, 2024 20:45 CEST]

    Not if you watch it for pure comedic value. I don’t consider this football anymore; it’s like a football sitcom. Sort of similar to Ted Lasso except the football is way worse and so are the people.
  3. Bjerknes

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    https://x.com/marionumber4/status/1781379013208166850?s=46&t=44zFspkwtn4Oth1i9vk6Xg :lol:
  4. Bjerknes

    Massimiliano Allegri

    If only somehow we can get banned from Europe again and also the Coppa I would say we have a very good chance at the spuddetto
  5. Bjerknes

    Federico Gatti

    JJ eye ties look at him as hero since most of them are disgruntled bricklayers saving euros to cheer for a shit product
  6. Bjerknes

    'Murica!

    “They call me Candle Guy, just because I am on fire” - T.I. He doesn’t hold a candle to the tragedy of Todd and Timmy.
  7. Bjerknes

    Kenan Yıldız

    Give him the Fags treatment.
  8. Bjerknes

    Timothy Weah

    Clearly hyperbole.
  9. Bjerknes

    Kenan Yıldız

    I heard during the match someone on the team has a "bet" that this dude will win the Ballon d'Or in the next six years. Sure, totally possible. But first he should probably find another team. By the way, I can't remember who placed the bet. Was it Fagioli?
  10. Bjerknes

    Board & Management

    I remember when we were "sure" Allegri would lead us to a Scudetto in his second stint. Nothing is over until the fat old lady sings. And this fat old lady is pretty lazy.
  11. Bjerknes

    Massimiliano Allegri

    No, sitting back and relaxing is only for the players. You must suffer like all of JJ. It builds character.
  12. Bjerknes

    Timothy Weah

    Correct. We shall see.
  13. Bjerknes

    Manuel Locatelli

    you can't compare the two players. Locatelli isn't the Mama Pirlo by any means but Locatelli is closer to the new Bjerknes. absolute trash of a player. if you want to shit on allegri, playing Locatelli from the start was one of his prime crimes today
  14. Bjerknes

    Timothy Weah

    He was good for Lille and USMNT.
  15. Bjerknes

    Massimiliano Allegri

    I think the dumbest thing I've ever heard in football is yelling "dai dai dai" in stoppage time after yelling "calma" while the team fucks around for 80 minutes. It's seriously neanderthal footballing and should not be tolerated whatsoever.
  16. Bjerknes

    Dušan Vlahović

    Dude must have not gotten the memo that we're trying to get Allegri out. Why did you have to go and score again? Thanks a lot, asshole. Sell.
  17. Bjerknes

    Timothy Weah

    Kudos to Allegri for sticking with him even while the Tuzzers complain. Stupid to write him off already when players like Gatti and Locatelli have showed nothing and have had season after season after season after season after season of chances. Only fair Weah receives the same treatment.
  18. Bjerknes

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    Just goes to show we need to exit the Coppa much earlier or even better not qualify for it at all.
  19. Bjerknes

    Massimiliano Allegri

    As a compassionate club that cares we cannot sack him, that would be way too mean to a legend. Instead, he shall be given a new contract at a slightly reduced amount.