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  1. RoiLezard

    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

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    Federico Gatti

    Good for him. He’s really earned it, coming off the bench to heroically shut down the terrifying attacks of mid-table Serie A sides, all while contributing to our record-breaking defensive masterclass. We don’t need any other CB while we’ve got Gatti at the helm. And with Cabal back, our...
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    John Elkann - Owner

    He’s definitely at the heart of everything wrong with this club right now. Whether it’s Comolli or someone else, the mess we’re in goes beyond what any manager or director could realistically fix. He’s just the face of a failed ownership and a doomed project. I don’t see how anything gets better...
  4. RoiLezard

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    We've become a stepping stone club, either a rehab center for unwanted players who drain our finances and spirit, or a quick stop for rising talents before the serious clubs like Chelsea, PSG, or Madrid come calling. Welcome to our place in football's new food chain, I guess.
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    Alberto Costa

    As far as the player himself goes, I don't see any major red flags. This isn't a Sancho-type situation. That said, opinions from Porto fans are all over the place, so it's clearly too early to make a real judgment. That being said, the team's handsomeness index just took another hit. The guy...
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    Timothy Weah

    As someone who works with data daily, nothing about our current moves, Mbangula, Weah, the transfer targets, feels data-driven. It reeks of panic selling. Meanwhile Chelsea want 40m+ for Veiga, a bench player. We line up our worst 11 against City and sabotage our own path in the CWC. We’re...
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    Samuel Mbangula

    What a sad piece of business. This club lacks vision, has no identity. We’re lost for years to come.
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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    This Sancho deal is straight up a casino move. High risk, high reward, he could either revive his career or sink us deeper. We so broke and desperate enough to start gambling at this point.
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    How did the players discuss among themselves if they’re on vacation? Do they have a group chat in Teams where they bitch about Tudor. Masterful journalism.
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    Randal Kolo Muani

    Based on what he showed in such a short time at the club, I wouldn’t be surprised if an English team ends up meeting PSG’s price and he accepts before the end of the mercato, especially if we can’t work out a deal with them. it’s a shame to potentially lose him this soon. I really liked what I...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Nice spot paisà! Looks legit. Menu's longer than a Juve rebuild though :D Quick one: can I book a VIP table for July 25? Through Tuz, with the special forum discount? It's for the missu's birthday, and I'm only a 6 hour drive away, could be worth the trip depending on what you can offer...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    To hell with the damn league. Look what they’ve done to us, and still do. The club should go scorched earth and stop dealing with provincial nobodies like Fiorentina, Atalanta, bologna. Start building real partnerships outside Italy, with French clubs and others. I’d love to see us create a...
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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    Does the management see something we don’t, and even MU and Chelsea fans don’t? Unless this is the biggest smokescreen ever, going after Sancho with this much determination makes zero sense. The only time I would have signed him was when he was balling at Dortmund the first time. Now he’s just...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Whether he’s promising or just decent, the club has no business selling him, especially not for that amount. Selling players we don’t need to sell (and who’ve shown potential) for peanuts, while failing to offload the ones who need to fuck off, is peak small club desperation. I don’t care if...
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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    Didn’t Chelsea basically pay MU to take him back? None of this transfer talk makes sense, which is exactly why it will probably happen.
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    Alberto Costa

    He’s no record breaker, but he’s shown signs of becoming a solid modern wingback, which everyone wants now. Sporting probably saw a good market chance. He’s raw, but I liked his fearlessness on the ball for an unproven player. If we sell him for a 7m profit and he turns into a hell of a player...
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    Dušan Vlahović

    It does look like drunk McDonald's vomit, but it's criminally good, especially when you're craving comfort food or got the munchies. No clue about Toronto poutine, but if you swing by Montreal, I can point you to a few spots that might convert you for life.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    What about poutine pizza? Born in Québec, blessed by the mozzarella gods, and unofficially certified by at least one Italian uncle.
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    Randal Kolo Muani

    That was a great save!
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    Dušan Vlahović

    Let’s see how wise the club really is when the Sancho deal numbers drop.