Search results

  1. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    So how and when did this thread become public?
  2. The Pado

    The World Against Fecal Samatar

    Fecal Samatar's penis just boarded a plane to the USA. It is not happy having to pay $35 per bag.
  3. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    When I drink coffee from my Chickenegro mug, I actually think in Fecal Samatar's broken English and Somalian accent. Turdhead has changed me, culturally.
  4. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    Dude, that is sooo racist.
  5. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    Every now and then, an appearance has to be made. - - - Updated - - - I have that mug too. On the back, mine says "Chickenegro: Half Chicken, Half Egro."
  6. The Pado

    Julian Draxler - AM LC - Schalke 04

    Draxler sucks. We are better off without him. Was Tiago our savior? Was Diego Ribas our savior? We get fixated on players who could not possibly fit our style and wonder why they flop. Say NO to Draxler
  7. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    Hahahahahahaha. Funny coz it's true.
  8. The Pado

    Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2014-15)

    We had Candreva and we sent him away, so forget about breaking the bank to bring him back. We need a few of these frackin' Opti Pobas everyone is chipping about. We could land one of them for 50 bananas. FIGC assclowns.
  9. The Pado

    Massimiliano “Bam Bam” Allegri

    Oh god, kill me now if Allegri is our next coach. He can be a good coach, but totally wrong for Juventus and the squad we have.
  10. The Pado

    Massimiliano “Bam Bam” Allegri

    Oh god, kill me now if Allegri is our next coach. He can be a good coach, but totally wrong for Juventus and the squad we have.
  11. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    Damn. Thank you for the disturbing news, Libero. I noticed tremendous growth in the city of Padova between my 2002 visit and my 2009 visit. I guess it was only a matter of time before they turned all fascist and shit.
  12. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I, too, thought D was the worst decision one could make. I suppose you could substitute "Shop at Wal-Mart" .
  13. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm: A) Smoking a fat cigar B) Drinking 2-3 beers C) Jerking off D) Eating at McDonald's I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.
  14. The Pado

    Nick Against the World

    When the resident coffee expert shits into an old coffee can to commemorate a major world event, we need to take notice. But was does the "D" in D-Day stand for? "Decaf" is not an option.
  15. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Seriously, you've never seen Ilaria D'Amico? She has only hosted every relevant football show on Italian tv for the last 20 years. Man, you really are a Tarboro dicknose.
  16. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    @CarlosDanger'sBallBag. Follow me.
  17. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I've stayed away for awhile. Does anybody post pics of their balls anymore?
  18. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Lick a few assholes and get stuck with a silly nickname. Thanks.
  19. The Pado

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Mafongo ALWAYS sounds good. Love it.