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  1. Carlos Primera

    Wojciech Szczęsny

    Yeah. Nasri is, was and always will be a tit.
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    [Serie A] Genoa 2-0 JUVENTUS [March 17th, 2019]

    Tuesday took a lot out of the team.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    GOAT!!!!
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    Zinedine Zidane

    I became a supporter of this club because of ZZ during my childhood. But this dude has always been a Madrid Ho.
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    Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19

    A man who would cause you to fall into a deep persecutory depression should he take a leak next to you in the mens restroom and you took a quick peak to satisfy your curiosity.
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    Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19

    De real black panther baby, Im loving these links. We haven’t brought in an ebony stallion in many transfer windows and this stud looks to be a real Congolese “thoroughbred” of the same bloodline as Dikembe Mutombo. I can already see it in my minds eye, N’dombele, like a kentucky derby winner...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    CR7 be of the blood of Kunta Kinte, Shaka Zulu, Sundiata Keita, Dikembe Mutumbo and Wesley Snipes.
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    Giuseppe Marotta

    I have a feeling the great man has dried up all that Beppe magic at Juve and will be a disaster at :merda
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    Emre Can

    I had a workmate who had a thyroidectomy because of hyperthyroidism and the guy was back to work in like less than a month i think. Put on a hell of a lot weight though, easily 20Kg plus in the months thereafter.
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    Premier League 2018/19

    So apparently Arsenal are switching to Adidas for their kits next season and are going to get paid £60 million per year. How much are we getting from them again €30 mil per year? Didn’t we recently renegotiate our deal with them where we get a bigger cut of the profits from shirts we sell?
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    João Cancelo

    This guy is a terrorist on the right, an absolute menace when attacking. I thought €40 million was a bit steep but what a bargain that would be if what we are seeing now are just glimpses of his full potential.
  12. Carlos Primera

    Premier League 2018/19

    Wasn’t there quite a bit of hype when they signed lindelof? What a fraud of a defender this guy is.
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    Alex Sandro

    Lock him down :beppe:
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    Miralem Pjanić

    @Mark, weren’t we working on Sandro’s extension as well as Pjanic’s? Hows that coming along?
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    Leonardo Bonucci

    Can this guy play regista in midfield?
  16. Carlos Primera

    Non-Juve Transfer news (official or rumors)

    Looks like a bad deal for Chelsea, they got f’ed up the A. Should have coughed up that €100 million for Rugani and Hig.
  17. Carlos Primera

    Sergej Milinkovic-Savic - M C - Lazio

    I can imagine the tears of laughter in the board room of 32 Corso Galileo Ferraris after AA, Beppe, Paratici et al hear that statement. For €100 million Lotito would be out there in the esposizione universale getting his wife to turn tricks if any john offered him that ammount.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Hey im with you mang, CR7 be the GOAT. A god among men.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    I am simply their chronicler, similar to the role of the ‘watchers’ in the smash tv hit “Highlander: the series”, whose purpose to was to warch the immortals. I do the same for the descendants of the african snake god of fertility and sexual happiness. For as long as their kind has been around...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Ahem. Ahem. The birth of my second son and work commitments have kept me preoccupied over the past few years, but I still read tuz daily and will not hesitate to remind fraternity boys like Spencer and Brody about the “myths” should they ever find it in themselves to start hitting on de honeys...