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  1. Carlos Primera

    Giuseppe Marotta

    I have a feeling the great man has dried up all that Beppe magic at Juve and will be a disaster at :merda
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    Emre Can

    I had a workmate who had a thyroidectomy because of hyperthyroidism and the guy was back to work in like less than a month i think. Put on a hell of a lot weight though, easily 20Kg plus in the months thereafter.
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    Premier League 2018/19

    So apparently Arsenal are switching to Adidas for their kits next season and are going to get paid £60 million per year. How much are we getting from them again €30 mil per year? Didn’t we recently renegotiate our deal with them where we get a bigger cut of the profits from shirts we sell?
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    João Cancelo

    This guy is a terrorist on the right, an absolute menace when attacking. I thought €40 million was a bit steep but what a bargain that would be if what we are seeing now are just glimpses of his full potential.
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    Premier League 2018/19

    Wasn’t there quite a bit of hype when they signed lindelof? What a fraud of a defender this guy is.
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    Alex Sandro

    Lock him down :beppe:
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    Miralem Pjanić

    @Mark, weren’t we working on Sandro’s extension as well as Pjanic’s? Hows that coming along?
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    Leonardo Bonucci

    Can this guy play regista in midfield?
  9. Carlos Primera

    Non-Juve Transfer news (official or rumors)

    Looks like a bad deal for Chelsea, they got f’ed up the A. Should have coughed up that €100 million for Rugani and Hig.
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    Sergej Milinkovic-Savic - M C - Lazio

    I can imagine the tears of laughter in the board room of 32 Corso Galileo Ferraris after AA, Beppe, Paratici et al hear that statement. For €100 million Lotito would be out there in the esposizione universale getting his wife to turn tricks if any john offered him that ammount.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Hey im with you mang, CR7 be the GOAT. A god among men.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    I am simply their chronicler, similar to the role of the ‘watchers’ in the smash tv hit “Highlander: the series”, whose purpose to was to warch the immortals. I do the same for the descendants of the african snake god of fertility and sexual happiness. For as long as their kind has been around...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Ahem. Ahem. The birth of my second son and work commitments have kept me preoccupied over the past few years, but I still read tuz daily and will not hesitate to remind fraternity boys like Spencer and Brody about the “myths” should they ever find it in themselves to start hitting on de honeys...
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    Marko Pjaca*

    Great, I still believe Pjaca will eventually come good. It was unfortunate the kid snapped his ACL his first season with us.
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    Marko Pjaca*

    I’d want to hold on to Pjaca as with Higuain gone I feel we are looking thin up front. Between Serie A, CL and Coppa, as much as he is capable of doing so, I wouldnt want the GOAT to log heavy minutes throughout this campaign and would prefer Max rest him as much as possible to save him for the...
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    Gonzalo Higuaín

    Been a big fan of this guy since his breakout year at RM in ‘08, I always hoped he would eventually play for us. We nearly got him in 2013 but finally landed him two years ago and loved his two years here. Would have loved for him to have gone to a better team, but cant really feel bad for a...
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    Giuseppe Marotta

    The Great Man! De haters can suck it.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    The SBA!
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    Antonio Conte

    Bet Conte will be eyeing that Real bench now that Zizou’s resigned. At that club he should finally be able to dine where he wants.
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    Non-Juve Transfer news (official or rumors)

    So pool sign Fabinho for €50 million, hows he been this season?