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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Ooooh, I see. God, so silly of me. Of course that's the explanation: Pogba was never reliable in the first place! I completely forgot about that. I was just distracted by his 8 goals, 12 assists, and just general domination of any midfield we played against last year, but I TOTALLY see it now...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    (1) I think we can both agree that we're not selling players because we need money, yeah? When you buy someone for 90m Euros, you're definitely not broke. So, if it's not because we need the money, why would we sell our players like this every summer? Do you not think it's possible, that maybe...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Two things: a) In 2014-2015, we WERE a "superclub". Those teams didn't have anything on us, we were toe-to-toe with them. b) "Never been more difficult", yet Atletico Madrid managed to reach the final last year. Try your hardest to explain this one for me without using the words "Diego"...
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    [CL] JUVENTUS 1-1 Lyon [2nd November, 2016]

    "For in Denmark, there is one thing we have known for centuries. To get a troll to come out of hiding...you must say It's name."
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Name one manager other than Mourinho who does that? Even Mourinho was only able to pull it off when he had God-status, you don't even see him doing that anymore. I am not a fan of Allegri, I think our team over the past 4 years should have had at least one CL trophy in our cabinet, and the...
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    [CL] JUVENTUS 1-1 Lyon [2nd November, 2016]

    The way you speak about it, it's almost like our show with Bayern Munich wasn't an absolute embarrassment :lol::lol: You realize that after those 70 minutes, during which we lacked the quality to KILL the match, we got hammered 4-2? Here are a few more facts about that match: 1) We took...
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    [CL] JUVENTUS 1-1 Lyon [2nd November, 2016]

    Ahhh, I see the source of confusion. You see my boy, you're of the misguided opinion that our standing in the Champions League matters. This is a silly, albeit understandable sentiment. Surely you must recognize we have as much chance of winning the Champions League as Milan do of winning...
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    [CL] JUVENTUS 1-1 Lyon [2nd November, 2016]

    I'm not quite sure I understand. Where's the problem? EDIT: Just to confirm, you know that this has absolutely no effect on our standing in Serie A, right?
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Our season isn't over. That's insane. We still have lots of things to look forward to. I shall now list them. 1) Winning Serie A with 5-8 games to spare. 2) Reaching the final of Coppa Italia with our reserve squad, and probably winning that as well if we really want to. 3a) Getting knocked out...
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    [CL] JUVENTUS 1-1 Lyon [2nd November, 2016]

    I don't understand why you're all so upset. This brings us one step closer to either (a) not qualifying to the next round, or (b) qualifying as second and being certain we'll get knocked out by whichever group winner we get in the draw. This means our pesky little CL story ends early, and we...
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    Winter mercato thread 2016-17

    Don't ignore Giovinco.
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    Winter mercato thread 2016-17

    It's pretty gross to see people pushing for Matuidi instead of Veratti. Boarderline disgusting, and makes me think that this is secretly an Inter forum, full of people pretending to be Juve fans but would actually love to see our downfall. Same type of thinking that drove the likes of...
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    Miralem Pjanić

    Please, I beg you, elaborate.
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    [Serie A, 9th round] AC Milan 1-0 JUVENTUS [22nd October, 2016]

    Don't worry, we'll have plenty of losses to feel good about from far more superior teams in CL. Don't.You.Worry.A.Bit.
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    [Serie A, 9th round] AC Milan 1-0 JUVENTUS [22nd October, 2016]

    You're right. It's best to just be sad about it. We're only 1st in the league, that's pretty awful.
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    [Serie A, 9th round] AC Milan 1-0 JUVENTUS [22nd October, 2016]

    Names that will soon be added to a very long list of Milan names that could have been, but never shined for Milan due to poor management. Paloschi Merkel Darmian Aubameyang That Moroccan kid that made really nice freestyle videos and almost certainly had an affair with Sharaawy. You'll either...
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    Miralem Pjanić

    ??!?!?!?! yeah good logic there - "at least he's not very valuable like the midfielder he replaced, Pogba. its okay that he's shit, cause he didn't cost a lot of money." - - - Updated - - - Agreed. Also, Giovinco.
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    [Serie A, 9th round] AC Milan 1-0 JUVENTUS [22nd October, 2016]

    Hello mein Furher. We did great. Everyone played well. All Juventus representatives honorably wore the badge. We lost due to luck, cheating, and questionable field properties. Dirty Milan are at it again, but we shall overcome! Also, Allegri was very smart, absolutely no bad decisions...
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    Miralem Pjanić

    I got banned because I said selling Pogba and thinking you can replace him with Pjanic means three things: 1) Our board of directors are idiots. 2) Juventus fans are retarded for believing them. 3) Allegri is absolved of all blame, regardless of whether or not he continues being the complete...
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    [Serie A, 9th round] AC Milan 1-0 JUVENTUS [22nd October, 2016]

    Yeah! Just like the whole Gol di Muntari incident! oh wait that was Allegri.