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  1. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I mean, if we were able to sell all the garbage Jungtoli bought last summer, that would be over 150M right there. We could afford both Ohsemen and Tonali. We shouldn't have made any moves at all last summer apart from Kalulu and Thuram.
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    Juventus Shirts

    Real men wear pink.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    It would be awesome. We could play at Ford Field and our ultras can wear white tee shirts and black jeans.
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    'Murica!

    Isn’t it funny how Epstein, Sandusky, and Gasperini all look the same? I’m still not convinced they’re different people.
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    'Murica!

    New pope went to Villanova. The only people I know who went there for college are gay. Maybe the first gay pope?
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    Dušan Vlahović

    Dude apparently told JJ youth players that Del Piero wasn’t his favorite. :lol:
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    Lloyd Kelly

    Sounds like a deal you would make if you wanted to get relegated.
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    'Murica!

    It’s all by design. MAGA is the American Taliban. They want us to be a third world religious shithole.
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    'Murica!

    Because half of the country is literally retarded. Just look at these people. This is why access to abortion is so important.
  10. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Mandragora rumors now. He will be our Tonali. :lol:
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    Thiago "The Fired Fraud" Motta

    When Jungtoli signed David Luiz.
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    The black Blahovic
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Beautiful. Hope they win it all.
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Desire Doue is the smoothest mofo.
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Easily the best keeper in the world.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    And now the rumors that he will return for a third time. Stupid ass fucking club.
  17. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Sure, but just imagine all the AzZzZzZurri fans we would get.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    ItaloJuve Donnarumma Savona Gatti Calafiori Cambiaso Tonali Locatelli Thuram Raspadori Retegui Lucca