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  1. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    No he doesn’t.
  2. Bjerknes

    'Murica!

    This is what I was referring to when I called MAGA a bunch of Commies. They dont even get it because they’re stupid.
  3. Bjerknes

    Stock Market

    Two days in a row GOOG rockets higher at open and then sucks donkey balls the first of the day. This is getting fucking annoying. Just fucking send it to 185 already.
  4. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    And if it's not Hojlund, it will be Lucca or Retegui. Bank on it.
  5. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    We don't want KDB but we're cool with a 40 year-old Modric lmao
  6. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Jungtoli went out of his way to buy some random clown from the Toon thinking it would help with negotiations for a player worth 100M.
  7. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Tonali is most likely staying put with a 100M price tag on him. It's over for us trying to get him, as expected. Probably just like Osimhen. I wouldn't be surprised if our big signing for the midfield is Fagioli. @Alen Then we can dump 50M on Hojlund.
  8. Bjerknes

    'Murica!

    Oh? In that case he should be sent to El Salvador immediately, just to be safe.
  9. Bjerknes

    [Serie A] Venezia vs Juventus [25th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    Sunday's match will be his Chumpions League Final.
  10. Bjerknes

    Europa League 2024-25

    I'm just glad the red dunderheads lost once again. @DAiDEViL if you listen closely enough, you will hear the song Paradise by Coldplay at the stadium.
  11. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    My white Uncle lived there for 60 years. Until they burned his house down. I could see KDB at the corner of 7 mile and Kelly picking up his Belgian chocolates from the bakery.
  12. Bjerknes

    Manuel Locatelli

  13. Bjerknes

    Juventus Shirts

    Those F50 boots are so ugly, just like the kits. But those 2003 Predators (not the ones above) were the shit. My favorite boot when I played. Even had my name on them with the number 10.
  14. Bjerknes

    [Serie A] Venezia vs Juventus [25th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    You know who it is, right? Andrei Radu, ex-Inter and... Bournemouth. You just know he's going to have the game of his life. :lol:
  15. Bjerknes

    Samuel Mbangula

    I'm not really sold on Mbangula. I think he's a bit slow for a winger. He seems a little lackadaisical with the ball at times and just operates at one speed all the time. But that doesn't mean I want to just give him away for pittance like the rest of the young players from Next Gen or others...
  16. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    At least Osimhen supposedly wants to join us. That can't be said for basically any other really good player out there, or even young ones. Jashari will probably join PSG, Mastantuono or whatever will join Barca or Real, Tonali will probably stay put, I doubt Jungtoli has even heard of Cherki...
  17. Bjerknes

    Israeli-Palestinian conflict

    Yeah, but at least their phones aren't exploding. Right thread.
  18. Bjerknes

    [Serie A] Juventus 2-0 Udinese [18th May, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    A 5-4-1 with Vlahovic farting around all by himself. Terror ball at its finest.
  19. Bjerknes

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I could totally see Conte wanting him back at JJ.
  20. Bjerknes

    Serie A 2024-25

    The “leaders” of this club have shown time and again they have zero imagination or creativity. I’m certain that they will rehire Conte or Allegri because that’s all they know. And if they can’t get them, they’ll bring Lippi or Mancini out of retirement.