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  1. Post Ironic

    SCUD8TTO CELEBRATIONS HERE!

    If we follow Nedved96 and Vialli92 and hire a turd like Sarri, we just might :scared:
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    He realized his league title count was low. Wants 4 scudetti to bump it up. No longer cares about CL :scared:
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Maybe CR7 came here to boost his league title numbers. His CL record is beyond doubt... If he stays 4 years, he could have won more Scudetti than the other two leagues.:seven:
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    SCUD8TTO CELEBRATIONS HERE!

    Most disgusting thing on the forum in years was Tuzzers apologizing to CR7 for Juventus being a “disgraceful, disgusting” club. :inter:
  5. Post Ironic

    SCUD8TTO CELEBRATIONS HERE!

    :heart: 100% with you here. Wanting to win CL and being super happy with each Scudetto victory are not mutually exclusive. :weee:
  6. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    Yeah. How awful to win games. Truly terrible. :sergio:
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    This can’t be true? Can it? :rofl: Our fucking third world medical staff and medieval physical training methods. :sergio:
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    I’m pretty sure he didn’t say Matuidi was the GOAT or some world class best CM around because his team won the World Cup. And it’s pretty clear that Matuidi is our only mid who has been somewhat reliable and consistent this year, even if he does have his limitations. Still quite a useful...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    :agree: If only he could inspire this professionalism in a few other players in the side.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    Every single post of yours is the same repetitive whining about Allegri. It’s pathetic.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    :tup: Barza’s brain into Rugani’s body, and Dybala’s into Berna’s body... Not sure how to combine our CMs to make a world class player though? :shifty:
  12. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    Stop the endless crying, it’s the only thing more tedious than our current form. Especially from the guy who spent all last year fapping over Sarri :lol3:
  13. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    :agree: A front 3 of Chiesa-Ronaldo-Berna would be so icky. And I like both Chiesa and Berna. But neither is consistent enough. 1555779660 Does Il Duce have any living relatives we could appoint? 1555779696 Can Tuz get new transfer guru at the same time? Current one just brings us bad luck...
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    Stop being a princess, Mark. Maybe management should actually sign a midfield first.
  15. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    :lol2: Nah. There, we just sucked balls due to incompetence and lack of fitness. Here, we suck balls because no one gives a shit.
  16. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    You do a pretty poor job of this in any Allegri-related discussion. ;)
  17. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    Lol at taking this seriously. Team is on vacation already. Allegri should play primavera with Ronaldo (obviously dude still wants to score) the next few matches.
  18. Post Ironic

    Juventuz LIVE matches 2018/2019

    One of them will sit on the bench here. At least until Ronaldo leaves.
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    Paulo Dybala

    Need to combine Berna + Dybala to create the ultimate player... transplant Dybala’s frontal lobe into Berna’s head to improve his decision-making, and transplant his left foot. Then sell left over Dybala to Inter.
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    Summer Mercato Thread 2019-20

    Dude. The OP says he’s trying to be realistic and thinks this would be the most efficient and quickest way to overhaul the squad. They actually think such transfer lists are a possibility for them. Another guy has a Rakib style in/out list with prices. Trying to show a realistic net spend of...