Oh so what, get a stick to lift out the jerseys and put them in a bag; then you put the high-pressure hose on the place and voilà.
After which you can take off your anti-nuclear fallout suit and go home for the day. Log onto e-bay and count your profit! :D
I wanna be the guy who cleans up the locker rooms at Highbury. Imagine being able to take home the jerseys and sell them. God, fortune in no-time!
Also I would not mind working around players such as fabregas, van persie etc of course :D