Recent content by The Pado

So how and when did this thread become public?

Fecal Samatar's penis just boarded a plane to the USA. It is not happy having to pay $35 per bag.

When I drink coffee from my Chickenegro mug, I actually think in Fecal Samatar's broken English and Somalian accent. Turdhead has changed me, culturally.

Dude, that is sooo racist.

Every now and then, an appearance has to be made. - - - Updated - - - I have that mug too. On the back, mine says "Chickenegro: Half Chicken, Half Egro."

Draxler sucks. We are better off without him. Was Tiago our savior? Was Diego Ribas our savior? We get fixated on players who could not possibly fit our style and wonder why they flop. Say NO to Draxler

Hahahahahahaha. Funny coz it's true.

We had Candreva and we sent him away, so forget about breaking the bank to bring him back. We need a few of these frackin' Opti Pobas everyone is chipping about. We could land one of them for 50 bananas. FIGC assclowns.

Oh god, kill me now if Allegri is our next coach. He can be a good coach, but totally wrong for Juventus and the squad we have.

Oh god, kill me now if Allegri is our next coach. He can be a good coach, but totally wrong for Juventus and the squad we have.

Ye olde dick sock

Damn. Thank you for the disturbing news, Libero. I noticed tremendous growth in the city of Padova between my 2002 visit and my 2009 visit. I guess it was only a matter of time before they turned all fascist and shit.

I, too, thought D was the worst decision one could make. I suppose you could substitute "Shop at Wal-Mart" .

OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm: A) Smoking a fat cigar B) Drinking 2-3 beers C) Jerking off D) Eating at McDonald's I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.

When the resident coffee expert shits into an old coffee can to commemorate a major world event, we need to take notice. But was does the "D" in D-Day stand for? "Decaf" is not an option.