Recent content by swag

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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I’m about 95kg, but I’m 198cm tall. And not in heels. (I still have a lot of offline smilies from the Tuz forums here before a few wipeouts. This one another homage to The Pado aka :pado: for his shoe fetish.)
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Maintaining it is the hardest part though.
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    'Murica!

    Nobody has mentioned the shooter since. And after a year of secret service failure investigations, there were six suspensions. Nobody got fired. This from a president known for firing more government employees than anyone else in history and made his public persona around the catch phrase...
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    'Murica!

    Found one!
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    'Murica!

    Here's the thing. Trump is the symptom, not the cause. You can call out TDS all you want (and not The Daily Show, clever by those guys). People get mental about presidents all the time. The issue is the bizarro parasocial TV relationship combined with exalted hero worship and a person with zero...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Or watching Poopmeiners play.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Too many peeps ignore simple advice because they think they need some secret wisdom that unlocks the magic, so I defo like your style here. I can't blame the fraudsters and con artists who profit off that desire. It's what keeps the health / self-help industry in perpetual business without...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Gonna eat you some carnivores?
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    'Murica!

    Epstein is the new Covid. There are retracted legal accounts from 13 year old girls. While not the same as guilt, imagine the political, financial, and family pressure dissuading you to speak up. My money is on Trump had sex with pre-teens and paid the families to cover it up. He's already...
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    La Liga 2025-26

    Stupid boy. Never hire midgets unless they are also midget trannies.
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    Antonio Nocerino back to Juve and...

    More to the point: Who remembers Nocerino playing for the NT? I mean, the guy was signed on a last minute five-year contract by Milan for €500k. And somehow he ended up inheriting Gattuso's #8 jersey. :cool:
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    Alberto Costa

    Given how thin our D was with injuries last season, we could do without fielding a collection of Juve noobs.
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    Francisco Conceição

    One of our board members had to sell some Bitcoin to make it happen.
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    UK Politics

    Kind of a clickbait story tho. The school probably effed up by not clarifying what they meant by "Culture Celebration Day". At least as much schools do for Halloween and suggesting the kind of costumes that won't be looked upon favorably.
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    'Murica!

    America has long had cognitive dissonance over illegal and temporary foreign immigration. We are addicted to cheap labor to keep products and services cheap and accessible, but we would rather be unemployed than take those jobs for that pay. We also protest minimum wage hikes and unions...