Recent content by MikeM

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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    This guy is like Douglas Luiz where he is a cut above the talent on our squad. I think he is ahead of Chico by a good bit because he can actually lift his head. The question is if he's a soft retard or not
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    At least Canadians have dignity and respect so when he flops and we sell him off, he'll accept
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    He's a 9 that can't lead the line. Or a 10 that prefers to shoot. Basically maple syrup dybala
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    Jonathan David - ST/SS - Lille

    Another endless transfer saga for a player who doesn't move the needle, just like Koop last year. Begging his agents to drop the fees one cent from 30 fucking million in the first place, just insane. Tell this guy to fuck off
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Sancho plays with head up. Chico stares at his feet But Sancho also fat
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    Still not well because he played for years with STEROIDS. fuck atalanta
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    Francisco Conceição

    But what happens when the ALGORITHM starts lowballing
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    Dušan Vlahović

    You try sitting on a bench for 6 months and see if your butt doesn't get flat
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    Damien Comolli

    That can't be real
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    Damien Comolli

    Hopefully this guy's transfer database algorithm doesn't have fiorentina or atalanta in it
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    The prices are too low. We are only interested in laundering operations
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    Igor Tudor

    There's all sorts of context that is being ignored in that small sample. Immediately, what % was played with only 10 men. Then what % is played with a desired result in mind. You are chasing 4th at the end of season not 1st from game 1. What's the xG with players available? Does it matter that...
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Their CMs are another category. They really have excellent players all over. I don't think it's some crazy philosophy you need to copy. Of course sign all amazing players... Maybe it's just that these players don't have the respect they deserve. For example Vitinha is an outrageous player
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    Igor Tudor

    The way I look at it is that for once it would be nice to be a club that operates on merit. Did Tudor accomplish what brain rot management wanted? Yes! He saved your asses. You picked a dud and the season was fucked and you asked this guy to come into a train wreck and save it and he did. And he...
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    'Murica!

    Biden's were better imo