Recent content by Carlos Primera

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    Danilo

    C’mon now, MDS is several classes above the Jabroni par excellence that was Marco Motta.
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    Capitano Giorgio Chiellini

    This type of injury really fucks up guys who rely on pace and explosiveness in there game e.g Ronaldo Fenomeno. Chiellini doesn’t deal in either of those attributes. If he snapped one of the ligaments in his balls I’d worry cause thats what Chiello’s game is based on.
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    Adrien Rabiot

    Same here, I never realized the size of this guy’s frame until seeing photos of him standing next to the rest of the team for reference.
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    Maurizio Sarri

    Ok, @Bianconeri81. Sarri vs. Zeman Who is the more odious, vile and repugnant character between these two walking exhaust pipes.
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    Matthijs de Ligt - CB - Ajax

    Get this over the line. We’ve seen this shit many times in the past. Get to an agreement with the player, but stumble at the last hurdle by submitting troll offers. My gut says we are going to lose out on this guy in the end.
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    Paul Pogba

    Loved Pogs when he was with us. I’d love to see him play for us again, but not at the price being touted. He left 3 years ago and his development as a player has stagnated; if not regressed over that period of time. I suppose his marketability will help with the bottom line, but for €150 million...
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    Tanguy Ndombele - CM - Lyon

    Krasič had that 4-5 month run where he was undoubtedly our star performer and was a force to be reckoned with in Serie A. Elia on the other hand......... he must have played like 2-3 games for us in the league? He was undisputedly a grade triple A, 5 star Jabroni.
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    Tanguy Ndombele - CM - Lyon

    Please satisfy my curiosity and tell me who, in your educated opion, is the ultimate jabroni? Which player is the absolute, undisputed, 100% guaranteed or your money back epitome and personification of said adjective?
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    Wojciech Szczęsny

    Yeah. Nasri is, was and always will be a tit.
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    [Serie A] Genoa 2-0 JUVENTUS [March 17th, 2019]

    Tuesday took a lot out of the team.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    GOAT!!!!
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    Zinedine Zidane

    I became a supporter of this club because of ZZ during my childhood. But this dude has always been a Madrid Ho.
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    Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19

    A man who would cause you to fall into a deep persecutory depression should he take a leak next to you in the mens restroom and you took a quick peak to satisfy your curiosity.
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    Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19

    De real black panther baby, Im loving these links. We haven’t brought in an ebony stallion in many transfer windows and this stud looks to be a real Congolese “thoroughbred” of the same bloodline as Dikembe Mutombo. I can already see it in my minds eye, N’dombele, like a kentucky derby winner...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    CR7 be of the blood of Kunta Kinte, Shaka Zulu, Sundiata Keita, Dikembe Mutumbo and Wesley Snipes.