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    I noticed that the two Italy internationals we took from Brescia are from Turin/Piedmont, so it's a bit of a no-brainer for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dostoevsky View Post
    It's going to be rather funny if we start investing heavily into women squad while we skip on Howedes and others for a couple of millions.
    Such a badass post.


    Women footie barely are a blip financially compared to men. One of the best female Swedish players, a top top player in their sport, went to top French team for pittance basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Such a badass post.


    Women footie barely are a blip financially compared to men. One of the best female Swedish players, a top top player in their sport, went to top French team for pittance basically.

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    I was just joking.

    But I hope a women football doesn't become a thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dostoevsky View Post
    It's going to be rather funny if we start investing heavily into women squad while we skip on Howedes and others for a couple of millions.
    at least we got something to fall back on if it goes tits up with the men's team
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dostoevsky View Post
    I was just joking.

    But I hope a women football doesn't become a thing.
    It wont become a thing because of the slow tempo, its that easy for me.


    Physically just not there to keep up the high level athletic requirements to maintain the entertainment value to viewers compared to men, thats why I allways liked brazilian female player Marta, not only was she insanely skilled (would eat up anyone), but she was little quick and explosive enough to entertain me on top of that, otherwise the difference can be stark, seems slow motion for someone who used to male footie (when I was 14-16 we used to face closest 1st division female club and basically won them 9-3, 7-2 etc because of the high tempo physical difference). Every other type of player gotten more skilled and technical in what they do because female players start off younger and take it more seriously then before (In certain countries). But goalies...ugh goalies, they tend to be quite more amateur level in terms of dealing with long shots and area command in general etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    It wont become a thing because of the slow tempo, its that easy for me.


    Physically just not there to keep up the high level athletic requirements to maintain the entertainment value to viewers compared to men, thats why I allways liked brazilian female player Marta, not only was she insanely skilled (would eat up anyone), but she was little quick and explosive enough to entertain me on top of that, otherwise the difference can be stark, seems slow motion for someone who used to male footie (when I was 14-16 we used to face closest 1st division female club and basically won them 9-3, 7-2 etc because of the high tempo physical difference). Every other type of player gotten more skilled and technical in what they do because female players start off younger and take it more seriously then before (In certain countries). But goalies...ugh goalies, they tend to be quite more amateur level in terms of dealing with long shots and area command in general etc.
    Forget tempo and athletism. They can barely control a ball, raise their head, find a recipient, play a pass without making it look like 8 hours of work. They fail at the most basic technical things

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    That too, but those are things that can be worked on and improved on, and I seen improvement, tho not to real professional level for most, but atleast you can slowly get accostumed to those basics. The more girls start to play footie from very young age, the easier that will be. It has to be more then a hobby you do in your mid teens, and instead something you just naturally play for fun (outside playing a team) since you can walk, like it is for boys from all over. The obbsession and interest to become natural at the game.


    One my junior highschool gfs became a professional player within 1-2 years of starting playing football from scratch. Her interest was overnight, and the level not too high that she didnt have much catching up to do to compete in highest levels, even if talented, its kinda silly low standards too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lgorTudor View Post
    Forget tempo and athletism. They can barely control a ball, raise their head, find a recipient, play a pass without making it look like 8 hours of work. They fail at the most basic technical things
    You just described Sturaro

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    The most important question is, will we have a preseason friendly Juventus - Juventus Women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by piotrr View Post
    The most important question is, will we have a preseason friendly Juventus - Juventus Women?
    Meh, you'll tune in just in time to watch them exchange shirts.

    As will I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Fuddy View Post
    Meh, you'll tune in just in time to watch them exchange shirts.

    As will I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Fuddy View Post
    Meh, you'll tune in just in time to watch them exchange shirts.

    As will I.
    ..and nobody wants to exchange her shirt with Higuain's.

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    Can they make good sandwiches?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by piotrr View Post
    The most important question is, will we have a preseason friendly Juventus - Juventus Women?
    that would be unfair.
    The levels are totally different. Not speaking about Juventus women but generally.
    Even the best women team can't perform on Juventus men standards.
    Not talking about flair but physically is the wall where every women team meet its doom.
    You can find a singly pussy such as Neymar which physically is comparable to a woman but not eleven.
    Either you get a nazi-modificated one such as in the past where they were bigger than men and had moustaches or it's no contest.
    Because in some roles it's true that even if you're not that developed physically you can still carry on decently but defenders? holding mids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero_Aus View Post
    Can they make good sandwiches?
    roastbeef sandwiches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valerio. View Post
    Either you get a nazi-modificated one such as in the past where they were bigger than men and had moustaches or it's no contest.
    Because in some roles it's true that even if you're not that developed physically you can still carry on decently but defenders? holding mids?
    Too bad she already retired @lgorTudor

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Too bad she already retired @lgorTudor

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    Quote Originally Posted by lgorTudor View Post
    roastbeef sandwiches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    Its funny how they now try to push vaginafootball everywhere


    Nobody remotely gives a $#@! about a bunch of females playing below provincial level, at a pedestrian pace.


    Here is the actual deal : vagina.


    If you want people to watch females doing a sport they are horrifically inferior at compared to males thats absolutely awfull to watch, bring out the goods.

    let them play in sexy outfits or naked. Give points for acidental penetration and double points for purposefully penetration. End the game with group cunnilingus.

    Seriously. Nobody cares otherwise. Women dont care, men dont care. men will care if its an excuse to actually watch live porno.




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