It's that time of the year (1 Viewer)

Gagi

Senior Member
Jul 19, 2007
8,597
#1
Where are you, my young padawan?

- I'm at work and waiting for your instruction, master.

Good. Is this internet thing secured?

- I just came here, Higuain was using this PC.

Oh. You want wanna run Antivirus then.

- Did you know he was into midget porns?

Didn't you read his clauses in contract? Of course I know.

- Other than that, he searched for American Pancake recipe.

Oh, I would like some right now. But, we got a job to to first. Is your PC clean?

- Still running. I don't know how long this will take.

Nevermind. Stop that. We'll talk in codes.

- Ok, I'll try to understand them. Shoot.

"Young pony has arrived".

- I'll be honest. I don't get that.

It's related to Higuain.

- Oh. I get it know. You bought some porns for him?

What the hell are you talking about, Fabio?

- Well, pony is a small/midget horse, and I thought it's related to his fetish.

No man. Come on. You can do better than that. YOUNG PONY HAS ARRIVED!

- Still don't get it.

We bought Patrik Shick, God damn it. He's new Ibra. Ibra is a horse, this kid is a pony and he will be Higuain's backup. Do you understand now?

- I do, master.

Ok. Next. "M.V. is secured"



- Dear God. Are you serious?

Yes. We needed a midfielder and he will improve our team without question.

- I wholeheartedly agree. Just out of curiousity, how much money you had to pay for him?

Around 20m.

- Jesus, Master. That's the deal of the century. I swear, you are the GOAT. Wow. Just. Wow.

I know.

- When can we expect M.V.?

In next few days. I'm waiting for papers from Genoa.

- Wait, what?

I'm talking about Miguel Velosso, Fabio. And look what you made me do again, why do I even use this fucking codes.

- Oh. Ok. Didn't see that coming. Something else?

Yes. "F.B. is close. He wants us."

- That's what I'm taking about! Ok, will let Andr... Oh, A.A. knows. Hehe.

Good. Glad you got that right.

- I hope I did.

Ok, I'm seriously worried you got that wrong now.

- Don't be, master. I got this.

Alright.

Beppe!

Hello, boss.

This line is secured. No worries. Spoke with Fabio. Heard about Shick. I'm happy. Velosso - not so much, but hell, we need depth, you know.

Yeah, we needed someone next to Lemina and Sturaro to come off the bench in injury time and to play v Crotone and others.

Sure. I understand that. But Bernardeschi. Oh. I'm excited. Are there riots in Florence? Should I buy popcorns watch it on TV?

Fucking Fabio.

What?

I meant Federico Bonazzoli, he's the next big thing.

Isn't he in Serie B?

He played few games there, yes. Got more experience now. Merda will be mad. They tought he'll be their saviour one day.

What if he doesn't make it? We have Higuain and Shick now.

No worries, Andrea. I can always use him to get someone like Saponara.

We just lost CL final, Beppe. Saponara won't add quality to our team.

He's the next Baggio. Trust me.

Ok, Beppe. I trust you. Have to go now. Higuain just came to my office. He wants to use my PC. He surely wants to email his family. Bless him.

Uhm, yes.
 

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Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,703
#8
Where are you, my young padawan?

- I'm at work and waiting for your instruction, master.

Good. Is this internet thing secured?

- I just came here, Higuain was using this PC.

Oh. You want wanna run Antivirus then.

- Did you know he was into midget porns?

Didn't you read his clauses in contract? Of course I know.

- Other than that, he searched for American Pancake recipe.

Oh, I would like some right now. But, we got a job to to first. Is your PC clean?

- Still running. I don't know how long this will take.

Nevermind. Stop that. We'll talk in codes.

- Ok, I'll try to understand them. Shoot.

"Young pony has arrived".

- I'll be honest. I don't get that.

It's related to Higuain.

- Oh. I get it know. You bought some porns for him?

What the hell are you talking about, Fabio?

- Well, pony is a small/midget horse, and I thought it's related to his fetish.

No man. Come on. You can do better than that. YOUNG PONY HAS ARRIVED!

- Still don't get it.

We bought Patrik Shick, God damn it. He's new Ibra. Ibra is a horse, this kid is a pony and he will be Higuain's backup. Do you understand now?

- I do, master.

Ok. Next. "M.V. is secured"



- Dear God. Are you serious?

Yes. We needed a midfielder and he will improve our team without question.

- I wholeheartedly agree. Just out of curiousity, how much money you had to pay for him?

Around 20m.

- Jesus, Master. That's the deal of the century. I swear, you are the GOAT. Wow. Just. Wow.

I know.

- When can we expect M.V.?

In next few days. I'm waiting for papers from Genoa.

- Wait, what?

I'm talking about Miguel Velosso, Fabio. And look what you made me do again, why do I even use this $#@!ing codes.

- Oh. Ok. Didn't see that coming. Something else?

Yes. "F.B. is close. He wants us."

- That's what I'm taking about! Ok, will let Andr... Oh, A.A. knows. Hehe.

Good. Glad you got that right.

- I hope I did.

Ok, I'm seriously worried you got that wrong now.

- Don't be, master. I got this.

Alright.

Beppe!

Hello, boss.

This line is secured. No worries. Spoke with Fabio. Heard about Shick. I'm happy. Velosso - not so much, but hell, we need depth, you know.

Yeah, we needed someone next to Lemina and Sturaro to come off the bench in injury time and to play v Crotone and others.

Sure. I understand that. But Bernardeschi. Oh. I'm excited. Are there riots in Florence? Should I buy popcorns watch it on TV?

$#@!ing Fabio.

What?

I meant Federico Bonazzoli, he's the next big thing.

Isn't he in Serie B?

He played few games there, yes. Got more experience now. Merda will be mad. They tought he'll be their saviour one day.

What if he doesn't make it? We have Higuain and Shick now.

No worries, Andrea. I can always use him to get someone like Saponara.

We just lost CL final, Beppe. Saponara won't add quality to our team.

He's the next Baggio. Trust me.

Ok, Beppe. I trust you. Have to go now. Higuain just came to my office. He wants to use my PC. He surely wants to email his family. Bless him.

Uhm, yes.

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