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    Quote Originally Posted by Lapa View Post
    So you would not bang? Not even a little? Show a pic of your girl...if she is better, then I will believe you. If you say that you're single and all about getting laid, then you are just like Fr3sh! Internet nerd that is!

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    Jesus $#@!, that girl looks like a matchstick smuggling two oranges.
    This.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lapa View Post
    So you would not bang? Not even a little? Show a pic of your girl...if she is better, then I will believe you. If you say that you're single and all about getting laid, then you are just like Fr3sh! Internet nerd that is!

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    Would not. Why would you? She is literally a walking stick, don't you see her? No love handles to speak of lol. There's a limit to too skinny and she reached it.


    Götze needs to feed her asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Would not. Why would you? She is literally a walking stick, don't you see her? No love handles to speak of lol. There's a limit to too skinny and she reached it.


    Götze needs to feed her asap.

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    Well stick is much better than some fat brazilian for sure...dem brazilians with their huge asses But yea, some curves (very very little curves) are dope.

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    Mainz signed Kenan Kodro. Any good? @zizinho
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Mainz signed Kenan Kodro. Any good? @zizinho
    I know very little about him. He was a big talent few years ago, even called up for the Spanish (U19 i think) NT, and only got the papers to play for us recently. Saw him vs Greece recently where he was subbed in for an injured Lulic and did a good job out of position on the left wing (considering he had Zukanovic supporting him at LB lol), even got himself into 2-3 chances against a stacked Greece defense. Hes a tall CF thats technically very good, can pass, can run with the ball. No idea about his finishing though, havent seen him shoot enough
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    BTW whatever happened to Reus? Is he still actually any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YouVay View Post
    BTW whatever happened to Reus? Is he still actually any good?
    perma-cripple

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    Still fantastic player, but those injuries

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    @DAiDEViL and @lgorTudor playing favourite game with favourite club and player.

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    Only Klicked on it because of the thumbnail @Osman @Fr3sh

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    Put it on mute though.

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    Oh $#@! off with Lewandowski @piotrr
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    Quote Originally Posted by piotrr View Post
    @DAiDEViL and @lgorTudor playing favourite game with favourite club and player.

    @1:14

    Haha, fifa sucks, but her friend was super hawt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Only Klicked on it because of the thumbnail @Osman @Fr3sh

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    Put it on mute though.

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    Oh $#@! off with Lewandowski @piotrr
    Would baaaaannnnngg

    Lewa is life bro, I know you wish we had Lewa instead of fatman.
    Völler is here with DAi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fr3sh View Post
    Lewa is life bro, I know you wish we had Lewa instead of fatman.
    Of course i do, but that doesn't mean i'd like him here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Of course i do, but that doesn't mean i'd like him here.
    Muller is your favorite striker, then Lewa, then Quag
    Völler is here with DAi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fr3sh View Post
    Would baaaaannnnngg

    Lewa is life bro, I know you wish we had Lewa instead of fatman.
    Lewandowski is






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    Best CF in the world.



    Tho he lost alot of points for me for crying about not winning top scorer and how he is severely dissapointed in his teammates for not helping him. Stfu you emo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Best CF in the world.



    Tho he lost alot of points for me for crying about not winning top scorer and how he is severely dissapointed in his teammates for not helping him. Stfu you emo
    I was very irritated at him too , but it seems it was his agent that was speaking $#@!. At least thats what Carlo says.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BayernFan View Post
    Lewandowski is





    He's the closest thing to Sheva
    But Quag is more spectacular
    Völler is here with DAi.

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    @igortudor

    You know anything about Süle? Just looking forward to see him play for Bayern, he looks like a beast already


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    Donis Avdijaj hat beim Fußball-Bundesligisten FC Schalke 04 keine Zukunft mehr und darf sich einen neuen Club suchen
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