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    Quote Originally Posted by s4tch View Post
    Khedira looks like he is singing "Reisst die Hütte ab, Reisst die Hütte ab!!" @Ocelot @lgorTudor @DAiDEViL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lion View Post
    alves face:

    when u realize u left home and forgot to unplug the iron
    Hope you go home to check then realise you didn't forget lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish View Post
    Hope you go home to check then realise you didn't forget lol
    the light in your fridge is still on, go check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    the light in your fridge is still on, go check.
    Joke's on you my fridge doesn't have a light. Or any food in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish View Post
    Joke's on you my fridge doesn't have a light. Or any food in it.
    i figured i'd get a reply like this
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    i figured i'd get a reply like this
    $#@! I'm becoming too predictable. Gotta mix up my Tuz game.
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    Can we just pretend Dani Alves the footballer is all there is and that he doesnt exist off the pitch
    There is no god but Beppe and Euromaxx is his messenger

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    He's just a fun loving fella, nothing wrong with that
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    Marchisio is needed asap.

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    He is strange but I am starting to love him off the pitch as well.
    Ban Cronios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    Can we just pretend Dani Alves the footballer is all there is and that he doesnt exist off the pitch
    Why, you want our players to be stiff librarians? He is having a blast, so what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzalcoatl View Post
    He's just a fun loving fella, nothing wrong with that
    Like the Dabho before he left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Like the Dabho before he left?
    To be honest, most of us loved Pogba when he was here.

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    He didn't sing any song on Instagram in the last 24 hours. I hope he's okay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by campionesidd View Post
    To be honest, most of us loved Pogba when he was here.
    No doubt.

    But never liked his dabbing abuse, his tamtrums
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    Only Alves crazy $#@! I hate so far... I hope someone gave him at least one slap
    Next year our goal is treble. What an amazing time to be a Juve Fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydde View Post
    No doubt.

    But never liked his dabbing abuse, his tamtrums
    Dude please try and understand. We were holding Pogba back from his dreams.
    We wanted him to be a great footballer. But he wanted and still wants to be a Social Media Celebrity Star

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    i think he wants to be a rapper
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    That video of him dancing in the adidas commercial (with Stormzy ) has to be one of the lamest and most cringe-worthy things ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snobist View Post
    He didn't sing any song on Instagram in the last 24 hours. I hope he's okay!
    Asif mon bebe..
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    For 3 years I have wondered why my friends kept calling Allegri for Augustus. I couldn't sleep at nights thinking about it. I've been sitting at my desk for hours every week trying to figure it out, coming up with calculations and formulas that weren't correct. Then it hit me, the answer was right in front me all time but I didn't notice it. Augustus was the greatest emperor of the Roman Empire, owning almost all of europe. People loved him. People feared him. It's the same with Allegri, although we know him better as Euromaxx. Allegri, greatest coach in the world at the moment, people love him. People fear him. We need to understand that. Allegri 4 life

    And why my female friend keep calling Allegri for Peter North I dont need to figure out.

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