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    Notice how he stopped his diving antics from Barcelona, finally becoming a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piotrr View Post
    Notice how he stopped his diving antics from Barcelona, finally becoming a man.
    Bull$#@!, dived enough when given the opportunity with us. That's fine, some players just do, Licht does too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Bull$#@!, dived enough when given the opportunity with us.
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    In the earlier games yes, but yesterday the difference between him and Barca players was easily noticeable.

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    Yeah but there wasn't much need to dive yesterday when defending, and divers don't do it every game. You hardly change your habits as a 33 year old anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Yeah but there wasn't much need to dive yesterday when defending, and divers don't do it every game. You hardly change your habits as a 33 year old anyways.

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    He could be our Cafu. 2 more years - sounds too good?
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    we gave him a 2+1 conract. his goal is the World Cup in 2018, so i expect another season like this next year. after that? hopefully he still is motivated by then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Yeah but there wasn't much need to dive yesterday when defending, and divers don't do it every game. You hardly change your habits as a 33 year old anyways.

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    Whats this hating on the 30 y/o'ds



    its right tho.



    Also, our entire selection of right wing players are a bunch of divers
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    I must say ref was kind to him last night, he could have gotten a yellow card!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s4tch View Post


    and that's his happy face #goodcrazyindahouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    Benatia doesn't look too happy either.
    Mandzukic is not even in the picture, he was probably teaching Busquets some manners!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Yeah but there wasn't much need to dive yesterday when defending, and divers don't do it every game. You hardly change your habits as a 33 year old anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by s4tch View Post


    and that's his happy face #goodcrazyindahouse
    alves face:

    when u realize u left home and forgot to unplug the iron
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    Benatia is one of those guys who tries too hard to be cool.
    Fool enough to almost be it
    Cool enough to not quite see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by s4tch View Post
    Khedira looks like he is singing "Reisst die Hütte ab, Reisst die Hütte ab!!" @Ocelot @lgorTudor @DAiDEViL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lion View Post
    alves face:

    when u realize u left home and forgot to unplug the iron
    Hope you go home to check then realise you didn't forget lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish View Post
    Hope you go home to check then realise you didn't forget lol
    the light in your fridge is still on, go check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    the light in your fridge is still on, go check.
    Joke's on you my fridge doesn't have a light. Or any food in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish View Post
    Joke's on you my fridge doesn't have a light. Or any food in it.
    i figured i'd get a reply like this
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAiDEViL View Post
    i figured i'd get a reply like this
    $#@! I'm becoming too predictable. Gotta mix up my Tuz game.
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