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    i thinks it foto
    Number 1 rule in life, Alex: click on everything!

    except @ALC 's spoiler tags ofc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem83 View Post
    Number 1 rule in life, Alex: click on everything!

    except @ALC 's spoiler tags ofc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem83 View Post
    Number 1 rule in life, Alex: click on everything!

    except @ALC 's spoiler tags ofc
    copy past upload my rule

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    Any more vids of Alvi?

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    Dybala can into facebook



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    Quote Originally Posted by piotrr View Post
    Any more vids of Alvi?
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    Dybala can into facebook


    You mean Dibi.

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    Alves assists for Dybala...just like his assists for Messi
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    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    So guise, if some of our lads formed a band. Who would be it's members?

    My suggestion:

    Lead vocals: Buffon (loves to sing very loudly. Not particularly good at it, but meh, there's autotune)
    Guitar: Dani Alves (obviously)
    Synth: Lichtsteiner (every band needs a serious german-looking guy on keys, tweaking buttons)
    Drums: Chiellini (this gives his chest some time to heal, too, from all the beatings)
    Bass: Marchisio (bass player's main role; look super cool)

    Producer: Paolo De Ceglie


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    Dal paradiso all'inferno, Juve in eterno.


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    perfect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    You need to incorporate a in there somewhere
    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem83 View Post


    So guise, if some of our lads formed a band. Who would be it's members?

    My suggestion:

    Lead vocals: Buffon (loves to sing very loudly. Not particularly good at it, but meh, there's autotune)
    Guitar: Dani Alves (obviously)
    Synth: Lichtsteiner (every band needs a serious german-looking guy on keys, tweaking buttons)
    Drums: Chiellini (this gives his chest some time to heal, too, from all the beatings)
    Bass: Marchisio (bass player's main role; look super cool)

    Producer: Paolo De Ceglie


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    give a guitar to Barza too and if still here my drummer would of been Marco Storari.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    give a guitar to Barza too and if still here my drummer would of been Marco Storari.
    great choice

    I miss him
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    of course every great band has dancers. Come on P.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem83 View Post


    So guise, if some of our lads formed a band. Who would be it's members?

    My suggestion:

    Lead vocals: Buffon (loves to sing very loudly. Not particularly good at it, but meh, there's autotune)
    Guitar: Dani Alves (obviously)
    Synth: Lichtsteiner (every band needs a serious german-looking guy on keys, tweaking buttons)
    Drums: Chiellini (this gives his chest some time to heal, too, from all the beatings)
    Bass: Marchisio (bass player's main role; look super cool)

    Producer: Paolo De Ceglie


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    You forgot out very own Yanni on the keys- Storari

    And Stu with his 12 tramp stamps beating up the beat and fist pumping
    only because of @The Pado

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    of course every great band has dancers. Come on P.

    this is a special band

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