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Gagi

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Jul 19, 2007
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Antonio! You finally answered. I called you like 15 times.

I was clearly upset. Downing, really?

Yeah, I guess I was wrong with that one. No worries tho, I have N'Zogbia on my speed dial.

I'll hang up, I swear.

I'm kidding again! Hahahaha!

Oh, fuck you.

I have good news for you. Do you want Ranocchia?

Yes. He'd be solid backup for our old defense.

Great, I'll call him right away. Already agreed fee with Inter.

Hello?

Rannochia! How are you?

Fine, thanks.

Do you want to play for Juve?

Yes.

Great. But, since you'll arrive from Inter, you have to take an oath.

Ok, whatever.

Repeat after me. I, Andrea.

Repeat after me. I, Andrea.

Not everything, you stupid asshole. Just "I, Andrea"

I, Andrea

Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve

Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve

That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud

That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud

And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter

And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter

Perfect. But, since you played for Inter, your soul is not pure. Moggi, get over here.

I'm here, B-Man.

Let's do this.

Do what?

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

Devil, leave his soul so he can join us.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

Are we done?

Do you feel better?

I guess so.

Ok. we're done.

You are insane, Beppe.
 

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Gagi

Gagi

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Jul 19, 2007
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    I do apologize if I go over the top sometimes, I had too much time to kill and i like to write some stupid and/or funny stuff.
     

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