Antonio! You finally answered. I called you like 15 times.
I was clearly upset. Downing, really?
Yeah, I guess I was wrong with that one. No worries tho, I have N'Zogbia on my speed dial.
I'll hang up, I swear.
I'm kidding again! Hahahaha!
Oh, fuck you.
I have good news for you. Do you want Ranocchia?
Yes. He'd be solid backup for our old defense.
Great, I'll call him right away. Already agreed fee with Inter.
Hello?
Rannochia! How are you?
Fine, thanks.
Do you want to play for Juve?
Yes.
Great. But, since you'll arrive from Inter, you have to take an oath.
Ok, whatever.
Repeat after me. I, Andrea.
Repeat after me. I, Andrea.
Not everything, you stupid asshole. Just "I, Andrea"
I, Andrea
Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve
Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve
That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud
That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud
And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter
And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter
Perfect. But, since you played for Inter, your soul is not pure. Moggi, get over here.
I'm here, B-Man.
Let's do this.
Do what?
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Devil, leave his soul so he can join us.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Are we done?
Do you feel better?
I guess so.
Ok. we're done.
You are insane, Beppe.