Beppe! What's up buddy?
Hi Antonio. You know me, dominating the mercato, as usual.
How the fuck Berardi stayed at Sassuolo then?
We had to extend the co-own so we can get our man.
Ok. We're getting Alexis?
He's not our target anymore.
Iturbe then.
Slight change of plans there. Probably not. Expensive as well.
But we sold Zaza and Ciro, we can afford him for sure.
I was thinking of investing that money to get our traditional strikers on Bosman.
Drogba is cool. Old, but cool. I'm fine with that.
Not exactly. I was thinking about Shola Ameobi.
You've got to be shitting me.
No, I do not shit. He's free and had a great WC with Nigeria.
He didn't scored there. He barely played.
Neither did Drogba. That makes it even. Shola is loyal, free and boost our shirts sales in Nigeria.
Why the f... What do you... Nevermind. If we fail to land Iturbe, you'll try to sign Nani, right?
I was about to send an e-mail to Man Utd, but then he scored and his price went up for 1500 euros. Unacceptable.
Who's next?
I was thinking about Ibarbo.
Come on man, I want to win CL, fuck him.
You're right, we need someone who won the CL and can add experience.
Exactly. Di Maria.
Or maybe we can re-activate Vladimir Smicer?
I think I should reconsider my position at the club. I'm not happy with your dealings.
I was kidding all the time! You've been punk'd! Hahahaha!
Oh man, you gave me heart attack. So, we're getting Sanchez.
No man, I was kidding about Smicer. Do you rate Downing? We can get him on loan with an option to buy.
Antonio, are you here?
Antonio?
Antonio? Are you still around?
Antonio?
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