Juve - Game Breaking (1 Viewer)

Gagi

Senior Member
Jul 19, 2007
8,597
#1
Andrea, where are you buddy, I called you like 5 times today...

I'm in LA, chillin' with my friend.

Sup, bitch. Wanna join us, yo?

Oh, my. No, I don't.

Come on bitch, you got solid initials, you'll get street cred in no time.

Uhm, no thanks. Andrea, seriously, come back, we need you, we have a problem here.

What's going on?

Vidal and Pogba are poisioned. They ate some chicken...

I can assure you that my chicken is perfectly fine. If you have a complaint, visit our website and file the report.

I'll take care of that, we need a new cook, no chicken, just green, healthy food.

You need a new cook? How about blue food?

Beppe, anything else?

Yes. We need to type our moto on shirt for next season. Any ideas? Fino alla fine is kinda old.

The truth is out there.

Blue is the color.

Brace yourselves, Juve's back.

I like that. It's cool. What about our transfer strategy for january, Beppe?

I think we should sell the midget. We can get 10-12m for him.

Giovinco is not a midget, he's a dwarf, have some respect.

12m is a good money for him. Do it.

I can find a buyer for 15m.

How?

Let's just say that I know a guy who knows a guy and that guy is a cousin of an old guy who's ready to pay that money. There's a catch though.

What catch?

You have to pay 40m for Abel Hernandez, and Giovinco will go to Palermo for 15m.

Fucking Zamparini again.

Now it's 45m.

Brace yourselves, Zampa is back.

Ok, I'll find another buyer for you. Is this a secure line at all or are we being taped?

Again?

Seriously man, check that out.

Relax, everything is fine, I got some Hungarian skype version, it's 100% safe.

it's perfectly fine, I gave it to him.

I second that. I trust the guy.

We've recieved 50m offer for Pogba.

Wow. That's huge.

That's what she said.

I can sell him for 70m, but 50% is mine.

Dude, don't do it. Just don't. I have invented 50% rule, co-owns and shit. Don't go down that road, man.

Ok, 30% is mine. Better?

Beppe, I have just recieved an e-mail from AC Milan. It says "Dear B.M, I can't wait to see you again. I want to rub your bald spot with my hairy vagina. B.B"

B.M.? Barry Manilow, Bill Murray... Beppe Marotta?

I don't have an afair. Could be a Bowel Movement.

Will anyone answer me. Hellooo, 30%? Sounds fair to me. Don't leave me hanging.

Get the fuck our from our conference call.

Saul, cya tomorrow on dinner.

Jesus, Moggi is still here. I'm out, man, there are way too many people here listening.

Again?

Brace yourselves, fat Vieri is back.

Don't worry Beppe, no one else is listening.

Indeed.
 

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Klovn

#MakeTuzGreatAgain
Jul 28, 2011
21,859
#9
That was fucking awesome. :lol2: Gus. :heart:

You should have had Marotta saying "You got me." after the - B.M.? Barry Manilow, Bill Murray... Beppe Marotta? comment.

Like this. :D

 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
31,738
#13
alright one.

not as good as your earlier ones though. pop cuture referencse can be great, but too many at the same time loses it's appeal imo.

credit for the effort though.
 

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