B.M - Beppe Marotta
K.A.M - Khaldoon al Mubarak
C.T - Carlos Tevez
G.A.R - Girl at reception
N.L - Nicholas Leach.
L.M - Luciano Moggi
B.M - Hello, I'm here to see City chairman.
G.A.R - Welcome, Mr. Marotta. He'll be with you shortly. Do you want something to drink?
B.M - Sure, I'd like coffee. Thank you.
N.L - Hello, I'm Nicholas, a bartender here. What kind of coffee would you like?
B.M - I don't really care to be honest. Do you have cappuccino?
N.L - Yes, we do. I'll be back in a minute.
B.M. - Excellent.
N.L - There you go, one fine cappuccino! Are you here for Tevez?
B.M. - How do you know that?
N.L - Romeo told me.
B.M. - Get the fuck outta here! You know Romeo?!
N.L - Sure, top fella!
B.M - Yeah, he knows his shit.
N.L. - He said that you'll offer 17m for him.
B.M. - I'm not too sure about that.
N.L. - What do you have in your bag? Contract?
B.M - No. I have a curtain.
N.L - Wait, what, why?
B.M - This is how I do my business.
G.A.R - Mister Marotta, he'll see you right away!
B.M - Oh, great.
N.L. - Beppe, hit me up on Twitter later.
B.M - Uhm, yeah, sure thing.
K.A.M - Hello mr. Marotta, how are you?
B.M - Hello, mr. Bumarak, very well, you?
K.A.M - It's Mubarak, not Bumarak.
B.M - Damn, my mistake.
K.A.M - So, you're here for Tevez?
B.M - Yes. Please, before we start negotiating, put this curtains.
K.A.M - Why?
B.M - I want complete privacy, sometimes I feel like being watched.
(in building across the street)
L.M - Fuck, Secco, I told you to steal his curtains on airport, I can't see shit with binoculars.
K.A.M - Ok. Let's get it straight. I want at least 20m for Tevez.
B.M. - Impossible deal. I won't go higher that 7m.
K.A.M - I was kidding, hehe. 17m and he's yours.
B.M - Haha, I was kidding as well. 5m is our offer.
K.A.M. - We can sell you Michael Jonhson for that money.
B.M. - You can't, he's out of contract, I checked. I wanted him couple of years ago.
K.A.M - I was only joking, Beppe. How about 16m?
B.M - Is co-ownership enabled here?
K.A.M - No, it's not.
B.M. - I knew it. That's why Serie A is 100y ahead of BPL.
K.A.M - 15m?
B.M - How about 8m plus bonuses?
K.A.M - What kind of bonuses?
B.M - If we scores 30 goals, we will give you 500 euros.
K.A.M - 500 euros. My pencil costs 10 000 euros.
B.M - Ok, 20 000 euros. And 40 000 if we win CL.
K.A.M - No.
B.M - How about 9m?
K.A.M - Too low...
B.M. - 10m plus Tiago.
K.A.M - No.
B.M. - 11m plus De Ceglie.
K.A.M - No.
B.M. - 12m plus curtains?
K.A.M - Sounds like a good deal. I'll take it.
B.M. - Maybe 11.5 plus curtains? They are quite nice...
K.A.M. - Are you shitting me?
B.M. - Ok... 12m it is...
K.A.M - Carlitos will arrive here in a minute.
C.T. - O, Beppe, howe arren yu?
B.M - I see you improved your english.
C.T. - Yes, I hadda lessones hera inda Ingland.
B.M. - We made a deal with mr. Mubarak, you'll go to Juve.
C.T. - I'm appy, very appy, yes, appy.
B.M - Ok. Pack your bags, we're going to Turin!
C.T - Oh, gooda gooda, thank yu mr. Beppe.
K.A.M - I guess meeting is over then. Carlos, thanks for everything and good luck in Italy.
C.T. - Yes, appy.
(leaving the office)
C.T. - Whena we ave our plane mr. Beppe?
B.M - You won't have shit unless you go back and steal my curtains.
K.A.M - Khaldoon al Mubarak
C.T - Carlos Tevez
G.A.R - Girl at reception
N.L - Nicholas Leach.
L.M - Luciano Moggi
B.M - Hello, I'm here to see City chairman.
G.A.R - Welcome, Mr. Marotta. He'll be with you shortly. Do you want something to drink?
B.M - Sure, I'd like coffee. Thank you.
N.L - Hello, I'm Nicholas, a bartender here. What kind of coffee would you like?
B.M - I don't really care to be honest. Do you have cappuccino?
N.L - Yes, we do. I'll be back in a minute.
B.M. - Excellent.
N.L - There you go, one fine cappuccino! Are you here for Tevez?
B.M. - How do you know that?
N.L - Romeo told me.
B.M. - Get the fuck outta here! You know Romeo?!
N.L - Sure, top fella!
B.M - Yeah, he knows his shit.
N.L. - He said that you'll offer 17m for him.
B.M. - I'm not too sure about that.
N.L. - What do you have in your bag? Contract?
B.M - No. I have a curtain.
N.L - Wait, what, why?
B.M - This is how I do my business.
G.A.R - Mister Marotta, he'll see you right away!
B.M - Oh, great.
N.L. - Beppe, hit me up on Twitter later.
B.M - Uhm, yeah, sure thing.
K.A.M - Hello mr. Marotta, how are you?
B.M - Hello, mr. Bumarak, very well, you?
K.A.M - It's Mubarak, not Bumarak.
B.M - Damn, my mistake.
K.A.M - So, you're here for Tevez?
B.M - Yes. Please, before we start negotiating, put this curtains.
K.A.M - Why?
B.M - I want complete privacy, sometimes I feel like being watched.
(in building across the street)
L.M - Fuck, Secco, I told you to steal his curtains on airport, I can't see shit with binoculars.
K.A.M - Ok. Let's get it straight. I want at least 20m for Tevez.
B.M. - Impossible deal. I won't go higher that 7m.
K.A.M - I was kidding, hehe. 17m and he's yours.
B.M - Haha, I was kidding as well. 5m is our offer.
K.A.M. - We can sell you Michael Jonhson for that money.
B.M. - You can't, he's out of contract, I checked. I wanted him couple of years ago.
K.A.M - I was only joking, Beppe. How about 16m?
B.M - Is co-ownership enabled here?
K.A.M - No, it's not.
B.M. - I knew it. That's why Serie A is 100y ahead of BPL.
K.A.M - 15m?
B.M - How about 8m plus bonuses?
K.A.M - What kind of bonuses?
B.M - If we scores 30 goals, we will give you 500 euros.
K.A.M - 500 euros. My pencil costs 10 000 euros.
B.M - Ok, 20 000 euros. And 40 000 if we win CL.
K.A.M - No.
B.M - How about 9m?
K.A.M - Too low...
B.M. - 10m plus Tiago.
K.A.M - No.
B.M. - 11m plus De Ceglie.
K.A.M - No.
B.M. - 12m plus curtains?
K.A.M - Sounds like a good deal. I'll take it.
B.M. - Maybe 11.5 plus curtains? They are quite nice...
K.A.M. - Are you shitting me?
B.M. - Ok... 12m it is...
K.A.M - Carlitos will arrive here in a minute.
C.T. - O, Beppe, howe arren yu?
B.M - I see you improved your english.
C.T. - Yes, I hadda lessones hera inda Ingland.
B.M. - We made a deal with mr. Mubarak, you'll go to Juve.
C.T. - I'm appy, very appy, yes, appy.
B.M - Ok. Pack your bags, we're going to Turin!
C.T - Oh, gooda gooda, thank yu mr. Beppe.
K.A.M - I guess meeting is over then. Carlos, thanks for everything and good luck in Italy.
C.T. - Yes, appy.
(leaving the office)
C.T. - Whena we ave our plane mr. Beppe?
B.M - You won't have shit unless you go back and steal my curtains.
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