F.P - Florentino Perez
A.A - Andrea Agnelli
B.M - Beppe the Man
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F.P - Hello, friend.
A.A - Hi, Florentino, how are you?
B.M - Flo, my dear friend!
F.P - Flo? What the fuck?
B.M - I thought that's your nickname.
F.P. - No, it's not. Call me Mr. Perez from now on.
A.A - Florentino, we're obviously here to play charity match, but also to discuss about Higuain.
F.P. - Yes, I'm aware of your interest. What's your offer?
A.A. -We can't offer 30m, but I'm sure we can reach a deal.
F.P. - Let's order some food then.
A.A. - I really like this red thingy.
F.P. - Very special sauce, bit too spicy though.
B.M - I like it. I like it very much.
A.A - Beppe, you have some of it on your chin... and on your forhead.
B.M - Oh, I'm sorry.
F.P. - He's acting weird.
A.A. - Yup, good old Beppe.
B.M - I'm sorry, but I have to take a shit,
F.P - I told you it's spicy.
B.M - I can feel it. Down my spine. And in my anus.
F.P. - Too much information. Please, go to the bathroom.
A.A - Florentino, I think we should talk about Gonzalo. How much money do you want for him?
F.P - I told you Andrea, around 30m euros.
A.A - We can go up to 25.
B.M - I'm back, bitches!
F.P - You're rude and bald.
B.M - I'm sorry, I thought we're friends now. You know, dudes who are hanging out and all.
A.A - Uhm, Florentino, how about 20m?
F.P - No. No deal.
B.M - Andrea, allow me, please. Flo, 15m for co-own and you can have Simone Pepe.
F.P - Why the fuck would I want Pepe? I have Di Maria and Ronaldo on wings. And co-own doesn't work here.
B.M. - 17m plus De Ceglie?
F.P. - I'm pleased with Coentrao and Marcelo.
B.M - How about 18m on 96 installments?
F.P - Lol.
B.M - 19m on 84 installments?
F.P. - You can't be serious.
B.M - I am. I talked with Gonzalo and he smiled when I mentioned Juventus.
A.A - Beppe, you spoke with Arbeloa...
B.M - Oh, fuck me. They kinda look-a-like.
A.A - But I heard that Gonzalo is looking for a house in Turin.
B.M - Yeah, me too!
F.P - I guess that will lower his price a bit. 28m.
B.M - 20m on 72 installments.
F.P. - No. Not good enough.
B.M - 21m on 60 installments?
F.P. - To be honest, I prefer cash.
B.M - To bad for you. 22m on 48 installments.
F.P - I don't know, I want more...
B.M - And 1m if we win Serie A. 3m if we win Champions League.
F.P. - Haha, Juve to win Champions League! Are you kidding me?
B.M. - No, I'm not. We'll call back Martinez from loan and we'll win it.
F.P. - Oh, well, that's convincing alright. Ok, we have a deal.
A.A - Great, Florentino. Good job, Beppe.
B.M - Thanks, Boss. Can I call you Flo now?
F.P. - Yes, you can.
B.M - Awesome! Can we co-own the bill for this lunch?
F.P. - Don't worry my friend, it's on the house.
B.M - Really?!
A.A - We're off now. Hear you soon, Florentino.
B.M - Wait, I want more of that spicy sauce!
A.A - Andrea Agnelli
B.M - Beppe the Man
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F.P - Hello, friend.
A.A - Hi, Florentino, how are you?
B.M - Flo, my dear friend!
F.P - Flo? What the fuck?
B.M - I thought that's your nickname.
F.P. - No, it's not. Call me Mr. Perez from now on.
A.A - Florentino, we're obviously here to play charity match, but also to discuss about Higuain.
F.P. - Yes, I'm aware of your interest. What's your offer?
A.A. -We can't offer 30m, but I'm sure we can reach a deal.
F.P. - Let's order some food then.
A.A. - I really like this red thingy.
F.P. - Very special sauce, bit too spicy though.
B.M - I like it. I like it very much.
A.A - Beppe, you have some of it on your chin... and on your forhead.
B.M - Oh, I'm sorry.
F.P. - He's acting weird.
A.A. - Yup, good old Beppe.
B.M - I'm sorry, but I have to take a shit,
F.P - I told you it's spicy.
B.M - I can feel it. Down my spine. And in my anus.
F.P. - Too much information. Please, go to the bathroom.
A.A - Florentino, I think we should talk about Gonzalo. How much money do you want for him?
F.P - I told you Andrea, around 30m euros.
A.A - We can go up to 25.
B.M - I'm back, bitches!
F.P - You're rude and bald.
B.M - I'm sorry, I thought we're friends now. You know, dudes who are hanging out and all.
A.A - Uhm, Florentino, how about 20m?
F.P - No. No deal.
B.M - Andrea, allow me, please. Flo, 15m for co-own and you can have Simone Pepe.
F.P - Why the fuck would I want Pepe? I have Di Maria and Ronaldo on wings. And co-own doesn't work here.
B.M. - 17m plus De Ceglie?
F.P. - I'm pleased with Coentrao and Marcelo.
B.M - How about 18m on 96 installments?
F.P - Lol.
B.M - 19m on 84 installments?
F.P. - You can't be serious.
B.M - I am. I talked with Gonzalo and he smiled when I mentioned Juventus.
A.A - Beppe, you spoke with Arbeloa...
B.M - Oh, fuck me. They kinda look-a-like.
A.A - But I heard that Gonzalo is looking for a house in Turin.
B.M - Yeah, me too!
F.P - I guess that will lower his price a bit. 28m.
B.M - 20m on 72 installments.
F.P. - No. Not good enough.
B.M - 21m on 60 installments?
F.P. - To be honest, I prefer cash.
B.M - To bad for you. 22m on 48 installments.
F.P - I don't know, I want more...
B.M - And 1m if we win Serie A. 3m if we win Champions League.
F.P. - Haha, Juve to win Champions League! Are you kidding me?
B.M. - No, I'm not. We'll call back Martinez from loan and we'll win it.
F.P. - Oh, well, that's convincing alright. Ok, we have a deal.
A.A - Great, Florentino. Good job, Beppe.
B.M - Thanks, Boss. Can I call you Flo now?
F.P. - Yes, you can.
B.M - Awesome! Can we co-own the bill for this lunch?
F.P. - Don't worry my friend, it's on the house.
B.M - Really?!
A.A - We're off now. Hear you soon, Florentino.
B.M - Wait, I want more of that spicy sauce!
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