Fantasy Story... from a journalist. Higuain to Juve? (1 Viewer)
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Marca source, who's the brother in law of As source, told our source that we should look for some sources from Argentina. That's how I ended up looking for some Gonzalo's friends. We flew all the way to Buenos Aires hoping for some information regarding his possible departure to Juventus. I made an account on Facebook to see Gonzalo's friends list.
After I picked up few names, I had to pay 50 euros to local police chief, Osvaldo, to give me their address. Had to wait for a few hours because they're still on Windows 95.
Sadly, I haven't found anyone, ended up in some abandoned warehouses.
But, I met one guy, Daneb, who was lifting weights in the park and watched kids having fun. I approached him and asked: Do you know Gonzalo Higuain? He got mad and started screaming: Boca! Boca! Then those kids grabbed machetes from their bags and I had to run for my life.
Took a room in a hotel with 56k internet connection. I had to continue my research. Went on chat and started talking about football with some local lads. Asked them how would Higuain fit into 3-5-2 formation. After 10 minutes of silence, one guy finally spoke. He said: There is some guy... from Scotland... you have to ask him... I was curious! Who is that guy?!
So, I went to Scotland to meet that fella. His name is Andy, but he prefers to be called "Red". He said: "You know, Stevan Jovetic would be a better fit, I just can't see Gonzalo and Fernando working together, it doesn't make sense at all!". I agreed to that 100%, but still wanted to know one more thing: Is he coming or not?! I can't go back without any news. He said: "you have to ask transfer gurus on Juventuz.org".
I started browsing forums, trying to find some valuable informations. I sent some cheeky PM to a guy called Osman. He replied with a "Didn't read LOL" gif. 10 minutes after, I got PM from a guy called Bisco. I was so excited. Thought to myself: finally, some Gonzalo news. But, he asked me: Do I have a donkey picture with Motta's head on it. I said no, but he was kind enough to send me some porn link.
After 3 hours of quality porns, I decided to book a plane to Madrid and ask Gonzalo himself. I was in my car for 3 days, waiting for him to come. He arrived with Arbeloa, but I didn't wanted to talk with him in front of overrated full back, so I asked him nicely to move the fuck back and leave me alone with Gonzalo. Moment of truth: Gonzalo, are you coming to Juve or not? He said: I don't know, I'm following Mark on Twitter to find out myself. Oh, fuck me.
Marca source, who's the brother in law of As source, told our source that we should look for some sources from Argentina. That's how I ended up looking for some Gonzalo's friends. We flew all the way to Buenos Aires hoping for some information regarding his possible departure to Juventus. I made an account on Facebook to see Gonzalo's friends list.
After I picked up few names, I had to pay 50 euros to local police chief, Osvaldo, to give me their address. Had to wait for a few hours because they're still on Windows 95.
Sadly, I haven't found anyone, ended up in some abandoned warehouses.
But, I met one guy, Daneb, who was lifting weights in the park and watched kids having fun. I approached him and asked: Do you know Gonzalo Higuain? He got mad and started screaming: Boca! Boca! Then those kids grabbed machetes from their bags and I had to run for my life.
Took a room in a hotel with 56k internet connection. I had to continue my research. Went on chat and started talking about football with some local lads. Asked them how would Higuain fit into 3-5-2 formation. After 10 minutes of silence, one guy finally spoke. He said: There is some guy... from Scotland... you have to ask him... I was curious! Who is that guy?!
So, I went to Scotland to meet that fella. His name is Andy, but he prefers to be called "Red". He said: "You know, Stevan Jovetic would be a better fit, I just can't see Gonzalo and Fernando working together, it doesn't make sense at all!". I agreed to that 100%, but still wanted to know one more thing: Is he coming or not?! I can't go back without any news. He said: "you have to ask transfer gurus on Juventuz.org".
I started browsing forums, trying to find some valuable informations. I sent some cheeky PM to a guy called Osman. He replied with a "Didn't read LOL" gif. 10 minutes after, I got PM from a guy called Bisco. I was so excited. Thought to myself: finally, some Gonzalo news. But, he asked me: Do I have a donkey picture with Motta's head on it. I said no, but he was kind enough to send me some porn link.
After 3 hours of quality porns, I decided to book a plane to Madrid and ask Gonzalo himself. I was in my car for 3 days, waiting for him to come. He arrived with Arbeloa, but I didn't wanted to talk with him in front of overrated full back, so I asked him nicely to move the fuck back and leave me alone with Gonzalo. Moment of truth: Gonzalo, are you coming to Juve or not? He said: I don't know, I'm following Mark on Twitter to find out myself. Oh, fuck me.
