The Summer Plan (1 Viewer)

Gagi

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Jul 19, 2007
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Hello, people.

Beppe? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm not a human anymore. You can call me Zordotta.

Will do.

What do you want from us?

We're under attack. You're do only one who can save us.

Why us?

Because you have very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long careers. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like them.

Why are you quoting me?

Oh, Liam, I'm sorry.

Zordota, what skills, I don't get it?

Arturo, you're a warrior and a leader. You'll be a Red Ranger.

Ok, boss.

Marchisio, you have blue eyes. Hence, you'll be Blue Rangers.

Cheers.

Mirko. You look a pornstar from 70's and that's why you'll be Pink Ranger.

More like 90's, but Ok.

Pogba. You're an amazing prospect. Black ranger.

That's just racist.

Giorgio, you will be yellow ranger.

Awesome, gotta tweet that.

Now you have power to defeat our enemies and win Scudetto this year and to fight for CL trophy next season.

THANKS, Z!

I have to announce something. When we defeated Celtic, we signed a deal with Rangers FC. They will be our feeder club and Mr Sean Conery will promote us. Sean, are you here?

Yesh, I'm here.

Tell them about stadium.

Our Shtadium should be named Shamshung Shtadium next year. Shamshung meansh three shtarsh in korean.

Great, I love Samsung products!

Sean?

Shup?

Anything else?

Yesh. And you will get new power contracts when we recieve shponshorship money.

So many good news!

I'm afraid I got some bad news as well. I spoke with Wenger and he doesn't want to sell Bendner to us.

Oh, man, that's horrible...

But, we might get Rocchi from Inter on loan with an option to buy.

Zordotta, who is our enemy? Why you gave us super powers?

Entire league is against us. They want to hurt us. They don't want us to win the 3rd title in a row. That's why I informed Paratici to do some scouting.

Yes, sir. I will e-mail to you ASAP.

Thanks, Paratici. Now I have to run to tap some bitches. Please, use your powers wisely, do not use it in bed.

We won't, boss.

Mirko?

Maybe just once?

No.

Ok...
 

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