Winter Mercato - What really happened... (2 Viewers)

Gagi

Senior Member
Jul 19, 2007
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Deadline day, 5pm, 2h left.

Fabio, where the fuck are you?

Hey, boss. Just checking into a hotel.

Good. 2h left. I got this shit.

I know you do, boss.

Do you have internet connection there?

Oh, man. Fuck.

What happened?

I took a room right next to Silvio and Galiani.

Great, listen to them!

Who's listening?

Get the fuck out, Luciano, I don't have time for you.

Is it true, are you after Lisandro Lopez?

I don't want to talk about it, you'll see, I'm in control.

Get Gladstone. He's a top CB, perfect for Conte, had a good season in Romania.

I can't hear anything! What should I do?

Fuck! Never mind. Turn on your lap top, let's do this, 1h left!

Shit, I can't open anything, not even Google.

How come?

I don't know, it's not working, I can't follow deadline day on Sky!

Hack into Silvio's connection.

It's protected. I don't have a password.

Try "AC Milan"

Nope...

How about "Rubi"?

Not working... Fuck, we're doomed...

Nah, we'll hack this shit. Try "Balotelli"

No... What shoud I do?!

Stay calm!

And pass me 50m for Ilicic!

Jesus, him again. Zamparini, go away.

Try "Barely legal"

I'm in!!!!

Fuck yeah!!!

Damn....

What now?

It's so slooooooooooooooow....

They're probably after Kaka or Ozil. FUCK.

Meanwhile, in Silvio's room


Galo, what the fuck is wrong with internet, it became slow suddenly...

Hm, I'm not sure.

Man, I'm watching some videos and it keep saying "loading, buffering"..

What kind of videos, boss?

Some documentaries...

Nice, Sir. About what?

About G-Spot. More like tutorial. Buffering again. Maybe someone is stealing my internet?

10min left. We need someone. Let's get Poli, 50% of him!

Can't log in... Trying really bad, but can't...

Silvio probably bought Kaka already. Fuck me.

Yo, Galo, it says I should curve a little bit more, and can't do it properly in missionary position.

Ok, boss.

5 min left. Jesus.

E-mail sent! Waiting for response!

Fuck yeaaaaaah. Poliiiiiiiiiii!

I could've arranged Poulsen for that money. He's a top player.

or Paro, but Beppe is stupid.

Ilicic, 40m

It's 18:58!

They accepted our offer, but we can't finish the paperwork in time!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Silvio fucked me hard this time. We'll have troubles facing Milan with Balo, Kaka, Ozil and maybe someone else. What are they doing, did they sign someone, what are they talking about?

Galo, you should bend a little more, I can't curve it like that.

Ok, boss.

Talk dirty to me.

Oh, boss, oh. You're so strong.

And your anus is fragile like Pato. Fuck this, I should try it with a woman.

Ok boss, but have in mind. G-Spot maybe stands for Galiani spot.

Where can I find some hot chick right now?

I got Maria, Sonya, Anna... 20 million!

Deal!
 

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Mark

The Informer
Administrator
Dec 19, 2003
95,898
#16
JFG™;4034383 said:
Brilliant work Gagi :lol:



Where is he now?
He was rumoured to be GM or fax machine worker for Siena but he makes the odd appearance on Sportitalia shows.
 

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