Winter Mercato - Special Edition (3 Viewers)

Gagi

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Jul 19, 2007
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Winter mercato! Finally!

Hi boss, nice to see you!

Paratici, my boy! I want to see some scouting reports on my desk.

Sure, boss. Do you want to see some strikers?

Yes, Bendtner is injured. If we don't sign another striker, we're doomed.

I have a striker for you.

Alessio, how come you always intrude? This is not a place for you. You're Ex.

Come on, Beppe, I'm serious.

We need a striker as well.

I'm not sure boss, Pato is fit.

LOL, at the moment!

What the fuck happend with your hair? I mean, the one you had. Side hear.

I pulled a Conte and bought it. I'm Vidal fanboy now.

I like it. Galliani, you should do the same.

Boss, I don't have hair.

I will give you my pubic hair.

Sure thing, whatever you say.

Nice, I like it. I'd do you.

Jesus. Seriously though, we need a striker. We can't count on goals from Nicklas now.

Igor Budan, 30 million.

Lol, you're kidding, right?

40 million. You better stop pissing me off.

I'd pay that money.

Oh, Alessio, my dear friend, I want you in Juventus again. We'd make that move happen.

Sure, I respect Budan. But, seriously, I'm an agent of a top striker now.

Villa?

No. I'm talking about a guy who spent almost his entire career at one club. Black and white club.

Trezeguet?

Del Piero?

37 million

Zalayeta?

Trez for sure. Nice capture, Alessio.

No, it's not him. I'll give you a hint. He's very loyal to his club, loves black and white shirt more than everything else and he's much more lethal than any striker in Serie A.

So... Trez.

No. Shola Ameobi.

Well, I did scouted him, Heskey, Crouch and Carlton Cole, as you requested boss.

Shhhhhhh, don't go public with that.

I like Peter's moustache, but I'd rather have Heskey.

Barbara too.

Excuse me?

Well, he's a top athelete and all.

Oh, that. Yes. She would love him.

Boss, I have a couple of gurus online. Do you want me to add them?

33 millon in cash.

Sure.

Falcao alla Juve, 38 million.

Who the fuck is this?

That's Curva, most trusted guru ever.

Hiddink seen in Turin, Conte on his way out.

That's not true...

Neymar bought a FIAT car, close to Juve. 80% done deal.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, he's crazy. I'll add Curva's heir.

Torres very, close to Juventus.

Seriously, Torres?

Marotta: Dzeko is, ours.

Stop quotting me, I didn't said that.

Aguero close, to Juve, learning italian, and smiling all, the time

Stop. Just stop please. Fuck this shit. Can we get Llorente now?

No boss, Athletic won't sell.

Fuck it. Secco, give me Ameobi.

25 million?
 

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