You vs Midgets (1 Viewer)

[ALC]

I had this argument with a couple friends a few days ago and seeing Miccoli today reminded me of it. How many midgets do you think you could take? No weapons of any sort. Feel free to throw out any numbers and don't be afraid to fully explain styles and moves you could pull off.

I personally think five would be the minimum with 10 being possible in a good day. These are average midgets, not trained in fighting or anything. I'd most likely catch a beating from 10 but I think I could prevail. Oh and btw, don't google image "midgets".

 

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[X Æ A-12]

What color are these midgets?

 

[ALC]

Does it matter?

 

[X Æ A-12]

It does.

 

[ALC]

Hmmm, haven't thought it to that detail. Whatever you want 'em to be

 

[GordoDeCentral]

dude danny devito will eat you for breakfast

 

[ALC]

I don't mean just short people. I mean midgets with Oompa Loompa proportions.

And yeah, DeVito could definitely eat me for breakfast, have you seen the dude's stomach?

 

[Dragon]

What if they grab your legs really tight and don't let you move? Still think you could take ten?

 

[Enron]

If you hit them in the back of the neck just slightly about the shoulders you can easily break their neck. So...

 

[Dragon]

They could be upside down

 

[.zero]

dude danny devito will eat you for breakfast

 

[Enron]

They could be upside down

Feet. Kick them.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Hmmm, haven't thought it to that detail. Whatever you want 'em to be

ok, it just seems like a group of 6 or 7 Asian midgets could make an unstoppable martial arts team.

 

[Dragon]

You could start kicking and wouldn't get nowhere, since they would be upside down grabbing your legs really tight. And biting you perhaps

 

[Enron]

You could start kicking and wouldn't get nowhere, since they would be upside down grabbing your legs really tight. And biting you perhaps

Fall backwards and smash the back of their heads against the ground.

 

[Enron]

ok, it just seems like a group of 6 or 7 Asian midgets could make an unstoppable martial arts team.

The back of their necks are fragile. They're only unstoppable until you break out the dope-slap.

 

[ALC]

ok, it just seems like a group of 6 or 7 Asian midgets could make an unstoppable martial arts team.

They're so small ans slow though, it's not like they can jump and kick you in the face. They could get your nuts though.

What if they grab your legs really tight and don't let you move? Still think you could take ten?

I dunno, that's why I think ten would be a challenge. I'd go Donkey Kong and try to smash them on the head or something

Aaron making some good points.

 

[V]

20 at least. I'd just do a low sweep kick, capoeira style, one after the other and watch the little bastards fly all over the room.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I would never fight a midget,standing they can bite your cock off.

 

[Azzurri7]

20 at least. I'd just do a low sweep kick, capoeira style, one after the other and watch the little bastards fly all over the room.

Mortal Kombat style