New Horoscope! (1 Viewer)

[ALC]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/

I was a Sagittarius and now I'm an Ophiuchus?? What the shit is that?

Sagittarius was the coolest. I'll miss you, my archer centaur

 

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[swag]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/

I was a Sagittarius and now I'm an Ophiuchus?? What the shit is that?

Sagittarius was the coolest. I'll miss you, my archer centaur

I told a guy for years he was Ophiuchus and he didn't believe me.

You've been an Ophiuchus all your life. You've just been swindled for years thinking you're a Sagittarius.

 

[Christina]

It only applies to people born after 2009, or something like that.

 

[ALC]

Oh ok then Christina. Back to having a bow and arrows on my back.

Swag, after googling Ophiuchus, I'm not as concerned anymore. Snake holders are pretty cool too. Not that I read the horoscope or anything, some girl on FB posted it...

 

[Christina]

I was comparing Aries to Pisces and I am totally not a Pisces. Blasphemy!

 

[swag]

It only applies to people born after 2009, or something like that.

No it don't!

The reason you have a zodiac sign associated with you is because that's the constellation in the sky where the sun is on the day of the year you were born. It's that simple (and retarded).

If you're an Ophiuchus now, you were an Ophiuchus since you were born.

 

[Christina]

So I really am a Pisces?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

who. cares.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm still teh one with the Kappa logo at heart.

 

[Salvo]

I'm a Virgo now!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I was comparing Aries to Pisces and I am totally not a Pisces. Blasphemy!

I know! I'm typical Aries. I can't be a Piscean!

 

[Seven]

I'm a Taurus now. I don't know anything about the signs, so it just sounds cool to me. I can live with being a Taurus. Whatever that might mean.

 

[delrey]

I was Leo, and now i am still Leo

 

[Salvo]

Hey, Fuck you . I was a scale now i'm a lousy Virgin.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I am, and will always be, a Libra.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Rab is a vagina.



Oh, it's not that game, is it?

 

[Gagi]

Virgo :wth:

I like Scorpio more. Sounds badass.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Rab is a vagina.



Oh, it's not that game, is it?

Why don't you ever talk about me?

 

[Salvo]

Yea i'm with Burke, fuggit I is a Libra.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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