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    That's hilarious tbh

    But that zerohedge article

    Had some real difficulties figuring out whether they were sarcastic or not at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by il brutto View Post
    I pity the nanny and the kids. I hope the guy is wearing a soft canvas belt.
    Lol it was super funny, but its the mother, kids are half Asian looking, someone posted pic in comment section. He lives in Korea so not unexpected.


    And yeah fvck work, even if it's a nuisance you don't push your kid without looking like a cold robot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Lol it was super funny, but its the mother, kids are half Asian looking, someone posted pic in comment section. He lives in Korea so not unexpected.


    And yeah fvck work, even if it's a nuisance you don't push your kid without looking like a cold robot.

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    I didn't think it was that funny unless you believed TV is some royal cultural institution (it's not, especially any longer) or that people didn't work from home so frequently as they do today.
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    Wilders came second

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    https://mobile.twitter.com/reuterswo...37543620038656



    so some people will be playing mine craft, foruming or watching while others have to watch outside of the window lol

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    As I saw it on the news my first thought was

    man this forum changes you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cronios View Post
    If i see him now, i will kiss his left cheek for Pjanic, his right cheek for Benatia and prolly a french kiss for Higuain!

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    Damn that's like 10 mil at least
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    That's a lot of gold.
    Fool enough to almost be it
    Cool enough to not quite see it

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    http://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/t...ions-1.3438536


    ...The Turkish Intelligence Service has presented a list of possible supporters of the Gülen movement in Germany to the BND - to get help with their persecution.

    ...Now the list could instead be used as evidence against Turkish spies in Germany.

    ...The Turkish government sees the followers of the preacher Fethullah Gülen behind the coup attempt of last year.

    ...When the MİT boss Fidan and the German BND boss Bruno Kahl recently joined together, the Turkish official handed the German a list of genuine and alleged Gülen supporters, more than 300 people, more than 200 clubs, schools and other institutions in Germany. He thought the Germans would help in their persecution on German soil.

    ...Germany however has done the exact opposite. According to information from Süddeutscher Zeitung, NDR and WDR, they used the list of the Turkish Intelligence to warn the alleged Gülen supporters that they are being targeted by the the Turkish intelligence.
    Did he really think we would join their Witch hunt?
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    finally something ballsy if true

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    Football related but this question was so baffling and genuinely wtf that I will post it here:







    Kind of insane cringe question that makes american footie fans want to bury their head in the sand lol An actual sports journalist that covers their league knowledge level is this?



    I would loved if he had asked as follow up, how many touch downs you think you will get
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Football related but this question was so baffling and genuinely wtf that I will post it here:







    Kind of insane cringe question that makes american footie fans want to bury their head in the sand lol An actual sports journalist that covers their league knowledge level is this?



    I would loved if he had asked as follow up, how many touch downs you think you will get
    I saw it three times and I still don't understand. Is he asking if Chicago Fire winning the world cup is a realistic goal?
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    Do you really think Trump is an idiot?

    He's a businessman. What's to say he wouldn't make the right choice when in office? He's not kept abreast of military intelligence in the Middle East because he doesn't have access to it and perhaps doesn't have the time to be. But that's not to say he wouldn't make an astute decision when he has all the facts in front of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seven View Post
    I saw it three times and I still don't understand. Is he asking if Chicago Fire winning the world cup is a realistic goal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Ffs

    I bet Schweini went there thinking it's different now compared to twenty years ago and football now means something in the US.

    And then this happens.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bjerknes View Post
    Do you really think Trump is an idiot?

    He's a businessman. What's to say he wouldn't make the right choice when in office? He's not kept abreast of military intelligence in the Middle East because he doesn't have access to it and perhaps doesn't have the time to be. But that's not to say he wouldn't make an astute decision when he has all the facts in front of him.

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    Bastian will make it happen.

    He's a fussball-meister @lgorTudor
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    Ive been asked many times by other Americans "is this the world cup?" , when watching club football.

    "No this is my team, juventus".... "oh, do they ever win the world cup?"
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