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    blondu_rulz or italian if u know how to curse inter
    I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.

    jesus christ it is like the maher ancestral chain
    The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero81 View Post
    Hi. My name is Omar, and I am originally from Egypt. My dad has Turkish Albanian roots though, and my mom is of Italian Moroccan ancestry.

    I am 27 years old (turning 28 in exactly one month), and have been living and working in Bangkok, Thailand for over 3 years now.
    you know what will be great? If you go to Japan, and find a girl who is originally from Sweden but born in Mexico, you guys marry in Kuwait and she gives a birth in Senegal from another guy who is Slovakian originally but is from New Zeland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero81 View Post
    I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.



    The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca
    Barca,Juve,Milan,Inter,Roma,Manure,Liverpool,AtleticoMa drid,Barnsley,RiverPlate,Olmpiakos, FC Cluj, & Tokyo Verdy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero81 View Post
    Hi. My name is Omar, and I am originally from Egypt. My dad has Turkish Albanian roots though, and my mom is of Italian Moroccan ancestry.

    I am 27 years old (turning 28 in exactly one month), and have been living and working in Bangkok, Thailand for over 3 years now.
    Welcome

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    jesus christ it is like the maher ancestral chain


    He's more complicated than Ze Tahir
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    I prefer the word sophisticated; complicated triggers images of a psychologically perturbed child in my mind. Haha.

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    Haha @ Snoop.

    My ex gf was actually Japanese Burmese. Perhaps I will heed ur advice and seek some Swedish Japanese Brazilian concoction, and proceed to go and get married in the Bahamas. As for the birth of my child, I would love for my potential future wife to give birth in Chad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero81 View Post
    I enjoy cursing Inter in almost any language.



    The only difference is that my ancestral chain has chosen to align itself with the Juve rather than Barca
    well tbh maher has aligned different teams to every different nationality in the planet so you still have some way to go

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    Haha @ Snoop.

    My ex gf was actually Japanese Burmese. Perhaps I will heed ur advice and seek some Swedish Japanese Brazilian concoction, and proceed to go and get married in the Bahamas. As for the birth of my child, I would love for my potential future wife to give birth in Chad!
    hey, this guys alright
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    juve_baby-Bozi,marry me! you cook,i watch tv..***..
    Bozi-DEAL...though you will have to watch TV from the bedroom:eyebrows:
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    That sounds a good plan
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    I am glad it has been met with your approval Snoop.

    Thanks Boz. I always knew I was an alrite kinda guy :scudetto:

    Oh yeah, if anyone is planning on coming to Thailand, let me know. I will make sure you guys have a blast. Just make sure ur good drinkers
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    can I stay at your house?
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    i wouldn't snoopz, he is only gonna get you so drunk you pass out and then take turns analy raping you with his ladyboy girlfriend


    actually, isnt that what everybody goes to Thailand for anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    i wouldn't snoopz, he is only gonna get you so drunk you pass out and then take turns analy raping you with his ladyboy girlfriend


    actually, isnt that what everybody goes to Thailand for anyway?
    did I hear ladyboy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bianconero81 View Post
    I am glad it has been met with your approval Snoop.

    Thanks Boz. I always knew I was an alrite kinda guy :scudetto:

    Oh yeah, if anyone is planning on coming to Thailand, let me know. I will make sure you guys have a blast. Just make sure ur good drinkers
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    Welcome Mr. Crossbreed.
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    @ Verynine: I like that; very original

    @ Boz: It's unfortunate that Thailand projects such an image or invokes thoughts of ladyboys and $#@!s. However, that is definitely not all that Thailand has to offer. Actually, those old fat tarts aka as $#@! mongers who infest the city gave this wonderful place that horrible reputation. There are a lot of hot girls here too; high school girls are blazin (too young for me tho), but the college girls here are a sight to behold You also got the great food, bars, clubs, beaches, shopping malls

    @ Snoop: Sure you could stay with me, but no ladyboys. Haha. It's gotta be strictly women, or else I am putting you in a guest house
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    Welcome. you look normal.
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    Can I bring my family too? we are only 18 persons
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    aye it is unfortunate that the image is a rather sleazy one but if i was to tell you i was a brit abroad i am pretty sure you would imagine a 6foot tattooed thug,lagered up,sunburnt and wrecking a cafe

    sometimes the reality is much duler than the imagination and makes for less punchlines
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    @ Boz: Haha, couldn't agree more mate. There is something for everyone in Thailand. It's a really fascinating place.

    @ Snoop: I guess I will need to move into a mansion then

    @ Dule: Thanks man. Is it unusual being normal on these forums?
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