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    Quote Originally Posted by Hustini View Post


    Tuz humor.

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    edit: Maybe I was thinking of Belgium.

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    Who Steamy sounds like Hustini.


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    You’re inspiring Cam.
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    Time to start drinking before heading to the Yankee game
    only because of @The Pado

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    Quote Originally Posted by GordoDeCentral View Post
    I missed this one.

    By the way, still kind of choked Michael wasn't in the return of Twin Peaks.
    It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen sparks. Fragments of vessels broken at the Creation. And someday, somehow, before the end, a gathering back to home. A messenger from the Kingdom, arriving at the last moment. But I tell you there is no such message, no such home -- only the millions of last moments . . . nothing more. Our history is an aggregate of last moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Es verdad.



    There can only be one worthy name. JUVESUPPORTER.

    Tho he is hiding from the plata o plomo crew in his city, so not sure how he will be man enough to secure your rights in Tuz.


    Do we have at least one black mod btw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osman View Post
    Es verdad.



    There can only be one worthy name. JUVESUPPORTER.

    Tho he is hiding from the plata o plomo crew in his city, so not sure how he will be man enough to secure your rights in Tuz.
    I am still alive and will be more active on the forum considering my recent troubles.

    However I would need to know what sort of compensation package Tuz would offer me. I've had a few offers from various forums over the years. I can definitely sense overwhelming support here for my modship, I am sure it has been discussed by the powers that be on more than one occasion.

    I would need time to consider.
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    Make my sandwich puta!

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    Nice welfare shack
    It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen sparks. Fragments of vessels broken at the Creation. And someday, somehow, before the end, a gathering back to home. A messenger from the Kingdom, arriving at the last moment. But I tell you there is no such message, no such home -- only the millions of last moments . . . nothing more. Our history is an aggregate of last moments.

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    What can it cost to rent an apartment in one of the most violent cities in the world but then still end up with that?

    There must be a decline in the return from hand picking tomatoes.
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    beautiful people, very nice working class unlike stuck up arrogant for nothing turin residents
    i lowkey root for napoli every year, i wish we played in france so they could win a couple scudetti

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post Ironic View Post
    I missed this one.

    By the way, still kind of choked Michael wasn't in the return of Twin Peaks.
    Didn't watch it
    Und alles, was man weiss, nicht bloss rauschen und brausen gehrt hat, lsst sich in drei Worten sagen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUVESUPPORTER View Post
    Make my sandwich puta!

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    Why is your dishwasher in your refrigerator?

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    God you Chinamen are such penile implants.
    Let's kick football out of racism.

    MILAN, May 8 (Reuters) - Inter Milan are to face a disciplinary hearing after their fans hurled a motor scooter from the second level of the San Siro stadium towards the end of Sunday's game against Atalanta. Reports said Inter supporters brought the scooter into the ground after stealing it from an Atalanta fan during a pre-match scuffle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post Ironic View Post
    Nice welfare shack
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    What can it cost to rent an apartment in one of the most violent cities in the world but then still end up with that?

    There must be a decline in the return from hand picking tomatoes.
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    Why is your dishwasher in your refrigerator?

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    God you Chinamen are such penile implants.
    Nice try Tuz cretins but it is HER place not MINE.
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    Why did she out her dishwasher in her refrigerator!?!?!?!
    Let's kick football out of racism.

    MILAN, May 8 (Reuters) - Inter Milan are to face a disciplinary hearing after their fans hurled a motor scooter from the second level of the San Siro stadium towards the end of Sunday's game against Atalanta. Reports said Inter supporters brought the scooter into the ground after stealing it from an Atalanta fan during a pre-match scuffle.

    I rock on the block for the real Hip-Hop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by мяя View Post
    Why did she out her dishwasher in her refrigerator!?!?!?!
    She puts the dishes there because there are sockets beside her sink (typical Colombian safety standards) and she has her coffee machine and blender there. No space for her drying dishes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JUVESUPPORTER View Post
    Nice try Tuz cretins but it is HER place not MINE.
    Why are you visiting such poor trannies in the slums? If you are going to sleep with trannies, you should at the very least raise your standards a bit.
    It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen sparks. Fragments of vessels broken at the Creation. And someday, somehow, before the end, a gathering back to home. A messenger from the Kingdom, arriving at the last moment. But I tell you there is no such message, no such home -- only the millions of last moments . . . nothing more. Our history is an aggregate of last moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUVESUPPORTER View Post
    Make my sandwich puta!

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    Your puta gotta squat more often
    Last edited by InterMerda; 11.08.2018 at 18:29.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InterMerda View Post
    Your puta gotta squat more often
    Oh I know. Especially considering some of the asses around here, $#@!ing insane.

    Honestly I go to the gym and every single bird is crazy hot. Women that would grind any gym in Europe/America to a halt if they came in to workout. And at any given time there will 5-10 girls working out of that kind of standard. I go to a crazy expensive gym its $40 a month which is so high for Cali so most of the girls in my gym are already married to extremely wealthy Colombians.

    I never go for half bitten fruit but there was one girl I had been chatting to for weeks, dead ringer for Suni Sweeney bodywise and face like Beyonce. I was leaving the gym at same time as her and walked outside and noticed a brand new Audi black jeep with two cars a piece in front of and behind it to pick her up. Some seriously dodgy Colombians smoking outside of the cars so yeah.......NOPE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JUVESUPPORTER View Post
    Oh I know. Especially considering some of the asses around here, $#@!ing insane.

    Honestly I go to the gym and every single bird is crazy hot. Women that would grind any gym in Europe/America to a halt if they came in to workout. And at any given time there will 5-10 girls working out of that kind of standard. I go to a crazy expensive gym its $40 a month which is so high for Cali so most of the girls in my gym are already married to extremely wealthy Colombians.

    I never go for half bitten fruit but there was one girl I had been chatting to for weeks, dead ringer for Suni Sweeney bodywise and face like Beyonce. I was leaving the gym at same time as her and walked outside and noticed a brand new Audi black jeep with two cars a piece in front of and behind it to pick her up. Some seriously dodgy Colombians smoking outside of the cars so yeah.......NOPE.


    I know man... I've been to Cali myself. There are tons of smoking hot bitches over there but they feel so plastic (must be the fake tits). I think they call them cuchibarbies or something like that. Man if Colombian girls weren't such gold diggers, they'd make perfect wives... With their sexy accent, big asses and arepa cooking skills.

    Anyways, last night I met two Uruguayan girls at a club. The one I talked to the most is 28 but still hot. I've never smashed an Uruguayan lassie before so I'm kinda excited... We're going out tonight with her friend and my friend to some Latino club. It should be the perfect place para perrear if you know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InterMerda View Post

    I know man... I've been to Cali myself. There are tons of smoking hot bitches over there but they feel so plastic (must be the fake tits). I think they call them cuchibarbies or something like that. Man if Colombian girls weren't such gold diggers, they'd make perfect wives... With their sexy accent, big asses and arepa cooking skills.

    Anyways, last night I met two Uruguayan girls at a club. The one I talked to the most is 28 but still hot. I've never smashed an Uruguayan lassie before so I'm kinda excited... We're going out tonight with her friend and my friend to some Latino club. It should be the perfect place para perrear if you know what I mean.
    DAiDEViL is a minority of minorities: female assigned at birth, mostly black, disabled, genderqueer, aromantic, pansexual, kinky, demisexual, poor, noetisexual, polyamorous, singleish, RA, a survivor, intersex, bipolar AND left-handed. 😭😰

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