Pado & Shoe Fapping (1 Viewer)

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The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Who is Padovano and why does his Fap in shoes?

Is he just some pervert with nothing better to do? Well, yes. But there is a story behind the shoe fapping.


Now Pado is a Juve man, bianconero through and through, but it was the forces of love that drove him to fap in a shoe.

Today you only know Pado as the world's leading expert on Italy's Serie A, but Pado's football roots began in France where, as a 17 year old he signed a professional contract with Bastia. During 3 uneventful years in Corsica Pado rarely saw the pitch, but it was at the age of 20 that dame fortune carried him to London for a UEFA Cup tie against Arsenal. And though Pado did not make it off the substitute's bench he did meet Bland Claire in the Pubs of London on that trip.

It started innocently enough. Mostly Ass Focking since Claire was determined to remain a "virgin" until her wedding night. The long weekends in Corsica, the weekday stopovers in London, it was an affair run amouck.

Until the fateful day when Pado's black wop ass was sold to the Tulsa Roughnecks in America's first division. Now with the Atlantic Ocean separating our young lovers there were no more three-day weekends, and the stopovers were finished. Nobody was there to Ass Fock Claire, nobody there to toss the sausage. Something had to be done.

And indeed something was done. For the next five years, Claire would send some personal favor across the pond, after every match, to keep the fires burning. It started as nude photos, then the odd soiled panty, until Pado settled on the shoe. The shoe became his fock toy of choice over the years, and he seldom would stray from a Claire slingback or pump until he was ruined. That's right, he was so addicted that he no longer wanted Claire or any other woman -- only shoes would satisfy this man. He had become the ultimate SHOE WANKER.


Now, go fap in a shoe for Pado's sake.

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The Pado

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    While Fapping is certainly an art, I would deny that it is either lost or American.

    It cannot be considered "lost" since the latest numbers show that 89% of the world's population manage at least one fap per week, and 47% of those people are fapping in shoes.

    Fapping in shoes predates Columbus' 1492 expedition by at least two centuries.
     
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