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  1. :lol: ps. Your rap game is slipping, you would...

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    ps. Your rap game is slipping, you would have spit this out in verse in the past.
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    Sticky: Oh dear. It appears I'm a bit of a troglodyte as...

    Oh dear. It appears I'm a bit of a troglodyte as far as social media goes.:snoop:

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    Sticky: If EuroMax had an Instagram we all know the...

    If EuroMax had an Instagram we all know the little posse of N96, V92 and their acolytes would be spamming the comments of his posts with "pussy", "coward", and other such terms of endearment. ::lol3::
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    Sticky: This one was pretty special too, especially with...

    This one was pretty special too, especially with the captain's armband. ::lol3::

    https://i.imgur.com/x3HREbe.gif
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    Sticky: To think we had Tuz members claiming Spalletti is...

    To think we had Tuz members claiming Spalletti is better than Allegri throughout last year. :seven:

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    Skriniar, Ranocchia :rofl:

    Inter will still win though. There will...
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    Sticky: Don't be bitter, babe. Sami is legend. You know...

    Don't be bitter, babe. Sami is legend. You know it.

    Wait until Stu becomes legend in 5 years too. :weee:
  7. Poll: :shifty: - - - Updated - - - Imagine...

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    Imagine the uber-clutchness of Mandzukic, Matri, Khedira all on the pitch together in a CL final. They would be the unstoppable three amigos.
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    Sticky: He's also the same guy who scored a goal and...

    He's also the same guy who scored a goal and assist against Bayern in CL to lead PSG to a 3-0 win this year. He's also the guy who made Barcelona's comeback against PSG from 4-0 down possible last...
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    Sticky: Will likely go down as one of the all-time great...

    Will likely go down as one of the all-time great Juventus CMs. Marchisio, Pirlo, Khedira. Post-calciopoli legends of the Juventus midfield. If they had all played together instead of the Indio drunk...
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    Sticky: Poll: Is Mario Juventus legend? I say yes. Very...

    Is Mario Juventus legend? I say yes. Very clearly. DAiDEViL
    Mark

    Can we have poll please?
  11. Poll: I guarantee Matri would have scored in both our...

    I guarantee Matri would have scored in both our CL finals and we would have won each. :cry:
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    Sticky: Who is nowhere near as good as Mandzukic :seven:

    Who is nowhere near as good as Mandzukic :seven:
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    Sticky: What are you talking about? Neymar is a complete...

    What are you talking about? Neymar is a complete $#@!, but he is a $#@! with 14 assists this season. 27 goals-14 assists in all competitions. 6 goals - 3 assists in CL.

    He had 19 assists for...
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    Sticky: Napoli got badly embarrassed by Shaktar and...

    Napoli got badly embarrassed by Shaktar and Feyenoord in CL group stages this year, they lost 4 of 6 matches. All while playing their best players. Apparently this gained them tons of new fans and...
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    Sticky: Poll: I'm not even defending Allegri's performance in...

    I'm not even defending Allegri's performance in this specific match. It was garbage. I'm laughing at people going full retard somehow believing Sarri has shown something more than Allegri. He clearly...
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    Sticky: :rofl: Wat? It clearly isn't. It means Sarri...

    :rofl:

    Wat? It clearly isn't. It means Sarri got his $#@! wrong twice in a row including at home. Getting slammed in two matches. Allegri is a knockout master when it comes to two matches. His...
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    Sticky: Poll: :lol2: Our management will get the needed...

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    Our management will get the needed reality check and hire his hero Sarri, and we will play really pretty football while crashing out of group stage every year, getting slaughtered by Red...
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    Sticky: Was busy at work all day. Just saw Napoli...

    Was busy at work all day. Just saw Napoli result... Koulibaly, Callejon, Hamsik, Hysaj, Diawara, Reina, Zielinski all started. Insigne and Allan subbed on.

    So happy we will never have this Cup...
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    Sticky: :lol:

    :lol:
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    Sticky: Poll: :agree: He scored two goals, so that's great,...

    :agree:

    He scored two goals, so that's great, but he also missed a penalty, and an absolute sitter that could have likely finished off the match. Of course Higgy isn't exclusively to blame....
  21. Poll: :agree: Did not realize I was a member of...

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    Did not realize I was a member of Forza Inter Forum.

    Cerval At times like this you realize how many JJMs there are on Tuz. :seven:
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    Sticky: Hustini Wittl zizinho

    Hustini Wittl zizinho
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    https://media3.giphy.com/media/PJnXjOUE2egBq/giphy...

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/PJnXjOUE2egBq/giphy.gif
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    Sticky: Poll: Bull$#@! comment from Allegri. Even if true to...

    Bull$#@! comment from Allegri. Even if true to some degree, after the results of the past few years, it's something that need not be said.

    Just like Marotta's constant reminders about a player...
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    Almost Eva Green sexy. :snoop:

    Almost Eva Green sexy. :snoop:
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    Tessa Virtue :heart:...

    Tessa Virtue :heart: https://americaswhiteboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Tessa-Virtue-Ice-Dancing-2014-Winter-Olympics-Sochi-Hot-Sexy-Brunette.jpg
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    :heart: It's so boring. Same predictable...

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    It's so boring. Same predictable reaction.

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    https://www.narcity.com/life/the-world-thinks-canadians-are-hot-as-f-right-now-and-you-can-thank-our-olympic-team
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    Sticky: I love Gigi but that was a god-awful performance...

    I love Gigi but that was a god-awful performance from him. Younger Gigi wouldn't have allowed either of those goals. :cry:
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    Sticky: Poll: Scored twice, but missed a penalty and an...

    Scored twice, but missed a penalty and an absolute sitter that was likely easier to score than miss.

    Not sure what to make of his match.
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    Sticky: Poll: I don't think he trusts Betancur, and rightly so,...

    I don't think he trusts Betancur, and rightly so, but either Marchisio or even Stu should have been on the pitch in midfield today.
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    Sticky: Poll: Yep. We've had some poor CL performances. Bayern...

    Yep. We've had some poor CL performances. Bayern first half home, Real Madrid 2nd half in the final. Barcelona 1st half final.

    But to act like this is normal. People just making inane leap of...
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    Sticky: Poll: No doubt. Poor performance tonight, even without...

    No doubt. Poor performance tonight, even without the missed chances we had. We disappeared for close to 50 minutes. Allegri left our mid too light today, considering opposition.

    Though Betancur...
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    Sticky: Poll: It's always the same. Tonight we missed easy...

    It's always the same. Tonight we missed easy chances. We ceded a lot of possession but still created the best chances of the match. 2 penalties, Higgy's goal, Mandzu's free header straight at the...
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    Sticky: Last year, no. This year, by a country mile....

    Last year, no.

    This year, by a country mile. :cry:
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    Sticky: What Salah ad-Din is doing is much more...

    What Salah ad-Din is doing is much more impressive than Sarri, I will give you that. :P
  36. Poll: "Would Dybala win Ballon d'Or under Sarri?"

    "Would Dybala win Ballon d'Or under Sarri?"
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    Sticky: I'm not bashing you here. You weren't bashing...

    I'm not bashing you here. You weren't bashing Allegri in your post anyways. I just like Histrionics better than Hist. Or perhaps I could use Histamine. Or Hysterectomy? Any preference?

    I don't...
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    Sticky: Poll: Your thread got locked. :cry: ...

    Your thread got locked. :cry:

    http://www.kiddiepunk.com/zacsfreightelevator/images/5-54.gif
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    Sticky: https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKPlA0hb9Oj2SqY/g...

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    Sticky: Yeah. Histrionics is ignoring the fact that every...

    Yeah. Histrionics is ignoring the fact that every time one of these guys praises Sarri it's accompanied by something like: "Dybala would score 40 goals under Sarri." "Bernadeschi would be a starter...
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    Sticky: You even posted it twice. :delpiero: You are a...

    You even posted it twice. :delpiero:

    You are a true prophet. I nominate you for the Tuz Messiah. :delpiero:
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    Sticky: They're still failing to see how much more...

    They're still failing to see how much more visible, consistent, and effective Pjanic is as a Regista (or in the two man mid). Mezzala Pjanic is inconsistent Roma + early last season Juventus Pjanic....
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    Sticky: Poll: Does not mention The Miracle of Maurizio Sarri....

    Does not mention The Miracle of Maurizio Sarri. Therefore invalid. $#@! article. :snoop:
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    Sticky: Poll: :agree: I love him, for what he did as a...

    :agree:

    I love him, for what he did as a player and a coach here, a true legend.

    But he gives Mourinho a run for his money in terms of the endless stream of excuses.
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    Sticky: Vialli is a ManU fan, bitter about us selling...

    Vialli is a ManU fan, bitter about us selling them fool's gold in Pogba. Get your facts straight, boo.
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    Sticky: I believe our point is that Sarri is choosing to...

    I believe our point is that Sarri is choosing to overachieve in Serie A by failing miserably in every other competition. While impressive, it's nowhere near as impressive as if he was at least...
  47. Thread: Paul Pogba

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    Sticky: Klin only ever looked at me with murderous eyes,...

    Klin only ever looked at me with murderous eyes, an annihilating gaze.

    Kind of like Orpheus looking at Eurydice. :scared:

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    You are a bad man.
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    Sticky: Look. Pretty much no one is saying Sarri is a bad...

    Look. Pretty much no one is saying Sarri is a bad coach, or that what he is doing this season in Serie a isn't impressive.

    However, calling him a great coach and a miracle worker, and better...
  49. Thread: Paul Pogba

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    Sticky: I like me too. Some of the time. :shifty: I...

    I like me too. Some of the time. :shifty:

    I like you. All of the time. :klin:
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    Sticky: Knocked out of Europe by Shakhtar Donetsk and...

    Knocked out of Europe by Shakhtar Donetsk and Villarreal is working miracles now. ::lol3:: Bianconero_Aus
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