What the hell are web robots??? (1 Viewer)

Zlatan

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I just noticed that it says: "Currently active users 17, 0 guests, 0 web robots. What the hellis that??? :undecide:

 

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Dragon

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  Dragon

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i saw it said 1 web robot, and i got scared

 

Torkel

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  Torkel

• Oct 10, 2003

Yes, I'm also wondering what that web-robot is doing.

 

Martin

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Very perceptive, Z, I only made the change a few hours ago

You guys know search engines like yahoo and google, right? So how do they generate those huge databases of links to search from? You think they have people who manually add page by page? Nope, didn't think so. They have web robots, programs that follow links on the web and index pages. Those collect info about the pages, either through meta tags or actual page content, then store that stuff in the database, making it searchable.

 

Layce Erayce

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so we got collection agents after us???

 

Martin

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  Martin

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If that helps you

 

Layce Erayce

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sure does :thumb: thanks a lot :thumb:

 

gray

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  gray

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Dammit Martin, why'd u answer so soon!? :frown: Sif u didn't know I was gonna have some fun with this. Something along the lines of "YES, MY WEB ROBOT IS ONLINE AND READY TO SEND ME ALL YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS" :fero: would have been in order...

boooooring :frown:

 

Martin

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  Martin

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muahahahaha :devil:

 

Dragon

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  Dragon

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wow, that is very technological!

 

Dj Juve

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i dont udderstand

 

Dj Juve

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  Dj Juve

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does this mean i'll have to cut down on my crap/stupid talk now or i'll be ban from the internet or sth

 

gray

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  gray

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Yep, that's what it means.

Come on guys, this is our big chance to shut the guy up :extatic:

 

Dj Juve

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  Dj Juve

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like you even have it in you to do that

 

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Zlatan

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• Zlatan

• Oct 12, 2003

Do they have names or somehing? Like Inktomi??? :undecide:

 

Martin

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  Martin

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Yes they do..

 

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Zlatan

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Did you name them yourself? <insert smiley of choice here>


:down: :frown: :down:

 

gray

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  gray

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Do you make them up yourself? Please don't call any of them Data, or Worf

 

Slagathor

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  Slagathor

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You people are weird. Seriously. It's frightening.

 

gray

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  gray

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whoa wtf Zlatan....great minds think alike :extatic:

I opened all of the active thread windows when i got home, and didn't notice ur post when i was replying here