Mario Balotelli (29 Viewers)

Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
He's good at darts
He's allergic to grass but when he plays/ He's fucking class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash

Oooooooooooh Balotelli he's a striker
Can't put on his vest But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools Tells teachers all the rules

Oooooooooooh Balotelli he's a striker
Sets fire to his gaff With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a fuck Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …

For my two penneth
Mum sends him to the shop to keep the house clean
comes back with a fucking trampoline
goes around town going for a drive, top down doing fans with a high five

Ooooooooh Balloteli,
He's a striker, He's good at darts.
An allergy to grass, yet when he plays he's fuckin class.
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
Comes out of the casino and gives beggars out a stash
If you're the playground bully then he'll come and kick your ass
Drives a Lamborginhi round until he has a crash
Jumps in the Ferrari, counts the tickets on the dash
Bought a motorbike - banned, never took it for a thrash
Spends his days at Knowsley giving hugs to the giraffe's
Can't work out a bib but his hats the height of fash
No dogs at the the parade so skipped the end of season bash
Try’s back heels in a friendly and gets subbed for the panache
Winked at camelgob, or was it just a stray eyelash
Mancini gets frustrated and will give him a tounge lash
Sulks a bit, says sorry but then continues unabashed
Fires off a rocket turns his bathroom into ash
Gets bored on the bench so logs online on his I.pad
Cruises through the city giving high fives to the lads
'Why's it always me?' does he really need to ask
Ooooooh Ballotelli

my nigga!

No way does anyone sing songs that complex at a stadium.

He can be as good as Messi/Ronaldinho/Zidane combined but if he doesnt improve his attitude he will never be considered the best.

Small stadium.